Watching the sun turn into a white dwarf and still making diap blort is a crazy challenge

Will this make me immortal?

i love women :3

I mean earthworm jim is buff and handsome, squirmy is buff and handsome (to me anyway)

do you think he'd be upset if you cracked an earthworm jim joke around him?

That truck is really well done

feels like a 3am horny thought that's in the back of your mind, but also is really hot c:

terrible use of free will

casting a bind buttcrack spell off esty real quick, wish me luck

Has anyone ever said that you're being creepy or boring when you apologize? I have it pretty often too with being a mommy when I'm trying to be all mommying and stuff where I think I'm creepy, but I think most of this shit comes from shame that we've been taught through the years cuz it's "weird"

the GOAT - Mian Hua Tang from Dong Dong Never Die

can you draw her being happy or doing something she enjoys like getting an ice cream or having a nice chat with someone?😔 there is no need for violence 😔

yeag😔

i'm over here strokin my shit rn

fucking lmao - prophet of goon, prophet of girthy and the prophet of sweat