"Love at first sight" implies the existence of a slow and steadily growing hatred with each successive interaction

Playing FFX on steamdeck and Wakka deffos voted for Trump. Tidas also voted for Trump but that's just because the ballot was too confusing for the Lil guy. #finalfantasy

What if instead of "gooning" we actively tried to get off to ever more mild and wholesome adult content?

I was confused looking at a picture of a dude who was either cgi, on just impossible levels of tren, or had surgical fillers in his arms.

I looked too long and now my discover feed is ruined. I have to delete the app now.

#bluesky

YouTube Music needs to understand that YouTube me and YouTube Music me are two very different people.

#music #Spotify #YouTube

First off, your dog grown.

I'm not saying the military industrial complex is just buying speedboats and videotaping themselves blowing them up in the caribbean to justify their continued existence. But if they were, how would we know?

#Venezuela #USA #Trump

The algo has been serving me a hot stream of what I call "music haters" I don't get it. I never really "got" Elvis and that's ok. You go have fun without me. I'm not going to make a goddamn video about it. No one is making you listen to bands you don't like. Radio is dead.

I'm building an orchestra pit. Not next to a stage or nothing. They just deserve to be down there.

It's bullshit that you age when you're in a coma. Completely unfair.

(2/2) All of the relationships that have a song about staying in them are no longer with us.

I won't give up by Jason Mraz

Let's stay together by Marvin Gaye

Others too, probably

In order to have a banger song about holding on that pulls the heartstrings it's gotta be half-past fucked already.

(1/2) So there is a song called "it ain't over til it's over" by Lenny Kravitz. It's a good song. I vaguely remember some interview about him hearing it on the radio, But by the time that happened the relationship that song was about *was* over. I have an unchecked claim about which I'm 💯 sure.

If you aren't from the Count region of Transylvania you are just a sparkling numerology Muppet.

#supersimplesongs

Due to the standard process enshittification, it's possible right now is the best AI will ever be.