Joris Schreuder 🙀
@scratchy78.bsky.social
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Joris Schreuder 🙀
@scratchy78.bsky.social
· Feb 23
a man and a woman are standing next to each other in front of a rock wall .
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“Now, more than ever, the illusions of division threaten our very existence. We all know the truth: more connects us than separates us. But in times of crisis, the wise build bridges, while the foolish build barriers. We must find a way to look after one another” - King T’Challa - Black Panther
Yeah…..I can relate
a black and white photo of a woman standing in front of a brick wall and saying `` i just feel blah '' .
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November 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Yeah…..I can relate
That wasn’t the best watch to put it quite mildly….
November 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
That wasn’t the best watch to put it quite mildly….
“So please, stay off my back. Or I will attack, and you don’t want that” - Lyrics - The Power, SNAP
a black and white photo of a man with the words i 've got the power above him
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October 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
“So please, stay off my back. Or I will attack, and you don’t want that” - Lyrics - The Power, SNAP
Yoda after seeing Ted Cruz trying to impersonate him or as Jon Stewart says it so eloquently - Mother****** lol 😂 🤪😂🤪
September 27, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Yoda after seeing Ted Cruz trying to impersonate him or as Jon Stewart says it so eloquently - Mother****** lol 😂 🤪😂🤪
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I could actually see them doing this ⬇️ 🤪🤪🤪😂😂😂
June 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I could actually see them doing this ⬇️ 🤪🤪🤪😂😂😂
In the category of hands that make you want to defy gravity and fly for a little while 🦋
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I think it’s my second one ever - my first one was flopped in spades and my second one turned in clubs
#poker #royalflush #clubs
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I think it’s my second one ever - my first one was flopped in spades and my second one turned in clubs
#poker #royalflush #clubs
June 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
In the category of hands that make you want to defy gravity and fly for a little while 🦋
❤️♦️♠️♣️
I think it’s my second one ever - my first one was flopped in spades and my second one turned in clubs
#poker #royalflush #clubs
❤️♦️♠️♣️
I think it’s my second one ever - my first one was flopped in spades and my second one turned in clubs
#poker #royalflush #clubs
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Happy Pride Month, humans! I invented the rainbow, but you made it beautiful!
June 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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May 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Jon Stewart definitely knows his Star Wars lore 😁 and dare I say the red lightsaber in Trump’s hand is very telling…..
Trump is presenting himself as a Jedi, but his lightsaber is telling a whole other story...
May 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Jon Stewart definitely knows his Star Wars lore 😁 and dare I say the red lightsaber in Trump’s hand is very telling…..
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It's nice when a Champions League semi-final has a similar energy to a wild kickabout in the park. So, at this point, I think the losing team will be the ones who get dragged home for tea first.
May 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
It's nice when a Champions League semi-final has a similar energy to a wild kickabout in the park. So, at this point, I think the losing team will be the ones who get dragged home for tea first.
✌️✌️✌️😈😈😈✌️✌️✌️ Happy Darkside Day 2025 everyone! ✌️✌️✌️😈😈😈✌️✌️✌️ #DarkSideDay2025 #RevengeOfTheFifth
a poster for revenge of the fifth with a death star
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May 5, 2025 at 11:41 AM
✌️✌️✌️😈😈😈✌️✌️✌️ Happy Darkside Day 2025 everyone! ✌️✌️✌️😈😈😈✌️✌️✌️ #DarkSideDay2025 #RevengeOfTheFifth
Happy Star Wars Day everyone! ✨ #starwarsday2025💫 #MayThe4thBeWithYou
a picture of yoda wishing may the fourth be with you all day
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May 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Happy Star Wars Day everyone! ✨ #starwarsday2025💫 #MayThe4thBeWithYou
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Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's needs, but not every man's greed.
- Mahatma Gandhi -
- Mahatma Gandhi -
April 21, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's needs, but not every man's greed.
- Mahatma Gandhi -
- Mahatma Gandhi -