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Dazed 🥴 and confused 🤔
I'm cool so don't forget your jacket
I steal memes and post them as my own without shame 😁
"Irregardless" is a word and pineapple belongs on pizza
I like turtles 😀
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I'm cool so don't forget your jacket
I steal memes and post them as my own without shame 😁
"Irregardless" is a word and pineapple belongs on pizza
I like turtles 😀
🚫 DMs without permission
🚫 Soliciting porn or sex work
Donald Quixote in his endless pursuit to conquer "windmills" for being noisy, dangerous, whale shoring menaces, rides swift to protect America.
It is only he that can protect the whales from going loco, and prevent renewable energy technologies.
It is only he that can protect the whales from going loco, and prevent renewable energy technologies.
July 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Donald Quixote in his endless pursuit to conquer "windmills" for being noisy, dangerous, whale shoring menaces, rides swift to protect America.
It is only he that can protect the whales from going loco, and prevent renewable energy technologies.
It is only he that can protect the whales from going loco, and prevent renewable energy technologies.
I took this picture in 2023, I think the sentiment remains.
February 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I took this picture in 2023, I think the sentiment remains.
Now I just jiggle my lips with my finger.
February 21, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Now I just jiggle my lips with my finger.
For real.
I hate working for the machine.
I hate working for the machine.
February 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
For real.
I hate working for the machine.
I hate working for the machine.
Imma be 44 this month 🥴
I swear I was 21 just yesterday
I swear I was 21 just yesterday
February 7, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Imma be 44 this month 🥴
I swear I was 21 just yesterday
I swear I was 21 just yesterday
Facts are facts 🤷🏽♂️
February 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Facts are facts 🤷🏽♂️
I don't know why this isn't being talked about more. It is way too suspicious.
February 4, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I don't know why this isn't being talked about more. It is way too suspicious.
This cartoon is completely inaccurate. Everyone knows that he pisses in a diaper.
February 3, 2025 at 8:57 AM
This cartoon is completely inaccurate. Everyone knows that he pisses in a diaper.
Karoline Leavitt is a DEI hire, prove me wrong.
February 1, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Karoline Leavitt is a DEI hire, prove me wrong.
More like one hour later 🤦🏽♂️
February 1, 2025 at 8:02 AM
More like one hour later 🤦🏽♂️
The cartoonists went to town this last week.
February 1, 2025 at 7:40 AM
The cartoonists went to town this last week.
A match made in hell.
January 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
A match made in hell.
Yeah, I bet there was a lot of triggering.
January 29, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Yeah, I bet there was a lot of triggering.
There so many stupid people so he leads because he is the stupidest.
January 29, 2025 at 7:28 AM
There so many stupid people so he leads because he is the stupidest.
Some things you can't learn in a book though. We don't have recipes that tell you a cup of this, a teaspoon of that. We had instruction of: this, that, a little bit of that over there, mucho de este, y poquito de esta.
No quemas pendejo. No mames guay. 😂
No quemas pendejo. No mames guay. 😂
January 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Some things you can't learn in a book though. We don't have recipes that tell you a cup of this, a teaspoon of that. We had instruction of: this, that, a little bit of that over there, mucho de este, y poquito de esta.
No quemas pendejo. No mames guay. 😂
No quemas pendejo. No mames guay. 😂
"There is no such thing as free lunch."
I don't think giving children free lunch is a zero sum game. They are the future and they will take care of others in return.
I don't think giving children free lunch is a zero sum game. They are the future and they will take care of others in return.
January 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
"There is no such thing as free lunch."
I don't think giving children free lunch is a zero sum game. They are the future and they will take care of others in return.
I don't think giving children free lunch is a zero sum game. They are the future and they will take care of others in return.
You a going to need a hardhat if you are going to get tongue-punched in the butthole by Gene Simmons.
January 27, 2025 at 8:41 AM
You a going to need a hardhat if you are going to get tongue-punched in the butthole by Gene Simmons.
Just me nerding out.
January 27, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Just me nerding out.
