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Anthony
@scraptown.bsky.social
I don’t need the work as much as you need the work done. He/Him
This is a very important day for traditional Christians. They believe that on this day, 1,992 years ago, their messiah was resurrected.

This is also a very important day for Christian nationalists. On this day, 136 years ago, their messiah was born.
April 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Deleted my twitter. Guess it’s here or nowhere.
November 8, 2024 at 2:16 PM
In the world, the average empire lasts 250 years. Looks like we’re going to fall just short of that.
November 6, 2024 at 12:46 PM
This weird dude’s been creeping on me all night. I’m nervous to go to my hotel room, if he shows up there I know he’ll touch me all over. Also, the weird dude is me.
October 13, 2023 at 3:32 AM
It is so good to be back in Kansas, even if only for a little while.
October 13, 2023 at 2:23 AM
It’s finally cool tap water season in Texas!
October 9, 2023 at 4:53 PM
Go on, Git! It’s September! We don’t want you here no more summer!

I say, teary eyed, as I throw rocks at her, trying to get her to go. Eventually, confused and hurt, she runs into the surrounding trees, tail between her legs.
September 5, 2023 at 2:35 AM
Walking around the county fair we saw an airbrush tattoo tent. My wife turned to me and asked, “want me to get a tramp stamp and we can pretend I’m a dental hygienist?”
September 4, 2023 at 5:53 PM
How much time do you reckon Trump spent practicing his mug shot pose in the mirror prior to his arrest?
August 25, 2023 at 10:39 AM
I just had my first hot off the belt Krispy Kreme donut and I swear, as I bit into it, I heard Wilford Brimley say “excellent” in a villainous tone.
August 14, 2023 at 1:21 PM