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forced to watch my foes enjoy ceaseless feasts of schadenfreude. she/her
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Also what a banger of an album cover. Gonna have to buy me some terrifying red contact lenses
Album cover for "Switcheroo" by Gelli Haha. The singer smiles into the distance with wide, artificially red eyes. A smaller version of her holds up a red ball in the foreground.
June 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Jay from The Inbetweeners with a speech bubble coming from his mouth, implying he is reading the Reddit post in the quoted picture. The Reddit post is on r/seduction and has the title "How do I attract and seduce milfs as a jacked 18 year old" and the body "It's my dream and I've been trying for months and I can't find any at all"
June 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
Mark Corrigan from Peep Show on the phone in a BT phone box, saying "This is the end times."
June 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Ray Smuckles from Achewood saying "Daaamn! That answer could use some work!"
June 10, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Dracula don't got much money this week, mwwwah-ha-ha
Panel from the webcomic Achewood. Teodor the bear is walking away from a building with an outraged expression. Voices from inside the building are saying: "Drrracula wants you to wear the special purple pumps", "But those make me look cheap, Mister Dracula!", "Dracula don't got much money this week mwwwah-ha-ha"
April 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Peter Cook as Clive from Derek and Clive, during the bit in "Derek and Clive Get the Horn" where he goes on a rant about how whales should go extinct because they've never had a record in the top 10. He is wearing large headphones and sunglasses and speaking into a microphone. A cartoon speech bubble has been added to the bottom of the image so it looks like he is saying the quoted line from Moby Dick.
December 28, 2024 at 1:19 PM
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The writer of the erotic UHC shooter fanfic has updated their author's notes
Screenshot from AO3: "ANNOUNCEMENT: APPARENTLY THEY FOUND HIM AND HE'S SO FUCKING CUTE, OMFG. Edit: Ew, nvm, he's right wing."
December 9, 2024 at 7:51 PM
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"As I go through this life, sometimes I feel like a sheep... like a smart-ass sheep that is lost, and yet there's a shepherd out there that's sexy as fuck..."
Screenshot from the film RAP WORLD (2024) showing Jason (Eric Rahill) addressing the camera while in the bathroom of Casey's mom's house
November 28, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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Thinking about that Five music video that was filmed after one of them had quit so they just claimed he had glandular fever and replaced him with a cardboard cutout
Still from Five's "Let's Dance" music video. A cardboard cutout of Sean from Five with a thought bubble coming out of his head, imagining the cardboard cutout surrounded by hot dancing girls. Still from Five's "Let's Dance" music video. A cardboard cutout of Sean from Five surrounded by hot dancing girls.
November 22, 2024 at 1:37 PM
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Every year my brother sets up the family Secret Santa using a website that suggests the most unhinged wishlists. This year I am asking Santa for a commercial water fountain, a 55-gallon drum of hydraulic oil fluid, 10lbs of crab legs and a fursuit
Screenshot of my Secret Santa wishlist, showing a commercial wall-mounted water fountain, a large blue oil drum with the Chevron logo, a stack of king crab legs and a white furry creature costume
November 12, 2024 at 11:46 AM
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I came back to your piece about Furiosa this morning and those last two paragraphs are really hitting home today, so thank you
We can still grow a new world out of the ashes of the old. To do so requires no longer listening to those who would tell us our problems are not solvable but to stay true to a map we perhaps only carry in our hearts. There is nothing broken that cannot be made into something new – not necessarily better but different, still good. The worst is not inevitable. What is inevitable is growth and change. Whatever becomes of you and me, something will take our place. Beauty and horror will intermingle in it, whether we like it or not. Yes, yes, we carry within us the possibility of despair. We already know that. How lucky, then, that we also carry within us the possibility of renewal.
November 6, 2024 at 9:01 AM
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Two panels from the webcomic Achewood. In the first panel, Roast Beef the cat wakes up in bed. In the second panel, he lies there with an anxious expression, thinking "Oh no it's today"
November 5, 2024 at 8:21 AM
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I grew up on these streets
The old town map from Neopets, featuring locations like the sharing tree, the bank, the auction house, the magic shops and the arcade
November 4, 2024 at 6:11 PM
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This is the most chaotic Vinted account I’ve ever seen. I didn’t know you could just go walk around the park and collect sticks and sell them for £2.30 plus shipping on the internet
Vinted listing for a Y-shaped stick, like the kind you would find on the ground, labelled “Wood Cate”. The condition is listed as “good” and the price is £2.30 Vinted listing for a Doctor Who DVD box set, labelled “Dr who dvd no 1 missing”. Condition is marked “Very good” and the price is £2.40 Vinted listing for a normal-looking glass bottle labelled “old bottle”. Condition is marked as “good” and the price is £2.80 Vinted listing for a child-like drawing of a human face, labelled “Paint or crayons picture”. Condition is marked as “satisfactory” and the price is £999
October 20, 2024 at 7:34 PM
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Spotted on Vinted: unique vintage saddle bag, inexplicably signed by Gok Wan (£30)
Brown leather with saddle detail on top - no fastening, too just flaps over, the clasp is missing (see pics) Also the squiggle on the front is Gok Wans signature lol - the only thing I had on me for him to sign when I met him haha Photo of a brown leather bag. The top is shaped like a saddle and the leather is embossed with drawings of horses. Gok Wan's signature is also there for some reason.
September 16, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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This is my favourite Blind Date column in a while. (But what's the deal with Lance???) www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Screenshot from the Guardian's Blind Date column, reading: "Good table manners?" "Didn't slouch and chewed with mouth closed. Spat gristle discreetly into her hand before lobbing it across the restaurant. Impressive." "Best thing about Raina?" "How can you hold a moonbeam in your hand?" "Would you introduce Raina to your friends?" "Absolutely, though not to Lance." "Describe Raina in three words." "She's uncomfortable with compliments, so only one: beautiful."
February 26, 2024 at 8:50 AM
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Tonight in D&D: lmao bless the DM for putting up with our shit
A diagram of the Dungeons & Dragons combat in which my party engaged, labelled "Artist's depiction of seagull stairs: not to-scale map". There is a surface layer of trees with icons representing the five party members. A vertical passage leads upwards from an underground rectangle labelled "Big temple". Inside the tunnel are 9 icons representing seagulls, forming a queue from the bottom to the top of the passage. Between the top and second-to-top seagull is a sword representing the cleric's Spiritual Weapon. At the top of the passage is a lot of fire.
February 20, 2024 at 8:48 PM
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Disgustingly cute. Thank fuck this app doesn’t have microtransactions or I’d be in trouble lmao
My little bird character from the Finch app, wearing a beret that looks like a cherry sundae, a big frilly neck bow, a sweater vest with hearts and some pink flared trousers. She also has a basket of hearts and a tiny fluffy alpaca friend
February 1, 2024 at 9:06 PM
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The husband character in Past Lives is based on the Potion Seller guy from YouTube. He is married to Celine Song and also has written that new Zendaya tennis movie. This has blown my mind even more than his strongest potions
John Magaro and Greta Lee in the film Past Lives The knight from the Potion Seller sketch on YouTube
January 25, 2024 at 9:58 PM
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lmaoooo I just got to that
Anton from Love Island All Stars with the word "punk" written on his cheek
January 21, 2024 at 7:15 PM
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Nice to see some drama unfolding in episode 3 of Love Island All Stars but I cannot focus on it because of a major distraction: Toby is dressed like a Backstreet Boy who got stuck in a Hot Topic. Bro looks like a Gaia Online avatar. Explain this
Toby from Love Island All Stars. He is wearing an unbuttoned pleather short-sleeve shirt with flames at the bottom and a black necklace (possibly studded or beaded) with dangling crosses.
January 20, 2024 at 10:22 AM
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On to episode 2 of Love Island All Stars. I will give Mitch this: he does know how to stage a good reaction photo
Kaz and Mitch on Love Island All Stars. They are leaning into each other but both looking offscreen at something with expressions of interest and consternation
January 18, 2024 at 11:47 PM
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“If you join up the lines of all her private jet flights in 2023 in a particular way, it spells out ‘Do you listen to Girl In Red?’” - the NYT, apparently
Meme of Charlie from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia at his Pepe Silvia conspiracy wall
January 4, 2024 at 1:19 PM
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What my brain thinks will happen every time I get influenced into buying some remotely trendy fashion item
Two stills from The Devil Wears Prada. In the first one, Giselle Bunchen looks on in shock while a shaken Emily Blunt says, "Are you wearing the-". In the second frame, Anne Hathaway, having just received a makeover, cuts her off by saying, "The Chanel boots? Yeah, I am."
January 3, 2024 at 7:35 PM
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Uh oh
A greyscale photo of the Statue of Liberty. The text, in a mixture of fonts, reads: "Any woman who is willing to sacrifice a monkey for a poem deserves one million dollars cash".
January 1, 2024 at 10:54 AM