Keggo
@scrambledkeggers.bsky.social
(They/she)
Getting a second degree in lung, neck tube, and mouth sounds
☀️
Fig’s person🐈⬛
Getting a second degree in lung, neck tube, and mouth sounds
☀️
Fig’s person🐈⬛
You may say the more expensive cat food is better, higher quality even, but I know the truth.
My cat can taste money. She can smell and taste money and she likes the flavor. Baby princess Figgy’s favorite flavor is money
My cat can taste money. She can smell and taste money and she likes the flavor. Baby princess Figgy’s favorite flavor is money
July 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
You may say the more expensive cat food is better, higher quality even, but I know the truth.
My cat can taste money. She can smell and taste money and she likes the flavor. Baby princess Figgy’s favorite flavor is money
My cat can taste money. She can smell and taste money and she likes the flavor. Baby princess Figgy’s favorite flavor is money
She means business!!
(she’s gonna catch a fly and then let it go and then catch it again and rinse and repeat till she accidentally eats it)
(she’s gonna catch a fly and then let it go and then catch it again and rinse and repeat till she accidentally eats it)
June 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
She means business!!
(she’s gonna catch a fly and then let it go and then catch it again and rinse and repeat till she accidentally eats it)
(she’s gonna catch a fly and then let it go and then catch it again and rinse and repeat till she accidentally eats it)
How do I explain to this petulant creature that I’m going to the laundry room for five minutes instead of to work for five hours she doesn’t believe me
May 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
How do I explain to this petulant creature that I’m going to the laundry room for five minutes instead of to work for five hours she doesn’t believe me
Screaming crying throwing up
April 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Screaming crying throwing up
She is about 20% more tolerant of hugs, but much to her enemies’ chagrin she is as powerful as ever
March 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
She is about 20% more tolerant of hugs, but much to her enemies’ chagrin she is as powerful as ever
People said she would mellow out and I’m pleased to report they were wrong
March 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
People said she would mellow out and I’m pleased to report they were wrong
La creatura is 4 years old today!! Happy birthday Fig 🥰
March 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
La creatura is 4 years old today!! Happy birthday Fig 🥰
La creatura upsidedown
January 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
La creatura upsidedown
La creatura enjoying her sunshine this morning
December 21, 2024 at 3:50 AM
La creatura enjoying her sunshine this morning
We encounter the same dilemma regularly- my remedy is that we built a routine around the end of playtime
1) We go to the designated spot, I let her catch the toy and thoroughly murder it
2) we sing a little song about how good she is at playing
3)we walk to the kitchen together and she gets treats
1) We go to the designated spot, I let her catch the toy and thoroughly murder it
2) we sing a little song about how good she is at playing
3)we walk to the kitchen together and she gets treats
December 14, 2024 at 5:34 AM
We encounter the same dilemma regularly- my remedy is that we built a routine around the end of playtime
1) We go to the designated spot, I let her catch the toy and thoroughly murder it
2) we sing a little song about how good she is at playing
3)we walk to the kitchen together and she gets treats
1) We go to the designated spot, I let her catch the toy and thoroughly murder it
2) we sing a little song about how good she is at playing
3)we walk to the kitchen together and she gets treats
What did you do at work today? “Grinch lingerie mannequin”
December 12, 2024 at 9:03 PM
What did you do at work today? “Grinch lingerie mannequin”
Since wicked is topical right now I thought I’d pull out my old friend Guy Fiyero
November 26, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Since wicked is topical right now I thought I’d pull out my old friend Guy Fiyero