Anyhoo... back to regularly scheduled broadcasts.

This time (to celebrate), I made Beef Bourguignon!
...w/ freezer-burnt round steak cubes, instanoodle packet 'beef broth', supermarket red wine, and potatoes+celery because I had some left in the fridge.

so uhh. basically Julia Child's own recipe

depressed tgirl breaks month-long bedrotting streak to eat pickles and post picture; more at 5

...又是睡不着的一晚。

这次炖了一点肉酱 用麦当当的番茄酱包兑水替代了番茄泥；同时肉是剁成肉沫的两块明天过期、奥尔良风味的即食鸡胸肉和四根火腿肠；蔬菜底因为没有买也没有芹菜 而是多切了一颗洋葱充数。这用料翻出来给意大利人看大概能直接给人看出脑溢血来

但是！但是！！！周二下班遇到的高中时天天和我一起炒蛋炒饭的同学！居然！！聊天时随口提了一句想意大利原产的帕马森干酪Parmigiano Reggiano！！ 就真的偷偷邮了一小块送我！！！！！好喜欢他这样悄咪咪用心的感觉啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊hagffydhjydhbjk

所以虽然吃起来非常一般 但看起来很像模像样的呢哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

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*DISCLAIMER*

I probably skipped a solid metric ton of new content and qol updates so apologies but I have to tell you about lava fields. Yes. There's a lava biome now. LAVA!! I CAN FINALLY BUILD A PROPER VILLAINESS LAIR SURROUNDED BY LAVA NOW YIPPEEEEE

Oh also heres my new favourite lil goober hermit crab :3

今天试着做了Nordstrom的番茄罗勒汤！！

相比原菜谱比起来稍微少放了些许胡萝卜、白洋葱替黄洋葱、干罗勒碎替新鲜罗勒叶、自己炖了下番茄碎（因为现成的罐装碎番茄居然要20块!!!!）、方便面的老母鸡汤料包当汤底；最后因为没有任何类型的奶油所以用的是全脂牛奶

吃起来比想象中要更酸一点...... 大概是低估了胡萝卜甜味对整体的影响 还有可能罐装处理过的番茄也没有生番茄那么酸 :/

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Q:为什么大半夜不睡觉还在烧饭
A:因为反正减肥又反弹了 我选择直接吃到以刻板印象的果楠体型胖死（

amazing how this pipeline can turn even a dumbass like me into a transgirl

(still cis tho™