Vitamin Ahole
@scoutsfinch.bsky.social
it’s all a spectrum
life’s a garden man, dig it
bitch don’t kill my vibe
polyjammerous
trees/greens/tweeds/cheese/iced coffee
introverted nerd
old millennial
brilliant haiku maker
crazy the whole time
life’s a garden man, dig it
bitch don’t kill my vibe
polyjammerous
trees/greens/tweeds/cheese/iced coffee
introverted nerd
old millennial
brilliant haiku maker
crazy the whole time
I’d rather be autistic than whatever tf RFK is.
April 17, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I’d rather be autistic than whatever tf RFK is.
When I die, I have two wishes:
First, scatter my remains along my favorite trails and the creek where I grew up.
Second, please don’t cremate me.
First, scatter my remains along my favorite trails and the creek where I grew up.
Second, please don’t cremate me.
February 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
When I die, I have two wishes:
First, scatter my remains along my favorite trails and the creek where I grew up.
Second, please don’t cremate me.
First, scatter my remains along my favorite trails and the creek where I grew up.
Second, please don’t cremate me.
I’ve been on cloud 9 with Kendrick’s performance but what I didn’t realize was so many people record themselves watching tv?
February 14, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I’ve been on cloud 9 with Kendrick’s performance but what I didn’t realize was so many people record themselves watching tv?
@steveinskeep.bsky.social has been killing this week. Thanks for making a bleak week, brighter!
February 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
@steveinskeep.bsky.social has been killing this week. Thanks for making a bleak week, brighter!
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Working on some protest art. Still work to do... but here's some progress. Videos on my insta reels. Insta @ danimoniqdesign
February 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Working on some protest art. Still work to do... but here's some progress. Videos on my insta reels. Insta @ danimoniqdesign
Assured by my child that I don’t need an umbrella because coffee grounds don’t melt.
January 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Assured by my child that I don’t need an umbrella because coffee grounds don’t melt.
Have the Christians considered Elon is the antichrist or no?
December 20, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Have the Christians considered Elon is the antichrist or no?
You know that scene in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles where John Candy is driving at night? Like, 7 minutes straight of wholesome chaos. I’m not ok with it, it really puts me on edge, but it’s hard to be mad because it’s John Candy.
November 27, 2024 at 10:24 PM
You know that scene in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles where John Candy is driving at night? Like, 7 minutes straight of wholesome chaos. I’m not ok with it, it really puts me on edge, but it’s hard to be mad because it’s John Candy.
He should wear a red suit and blue tie. More in line with the clown show.
November 25, 2024 at 7:52 PM
He should wear a red suit and blue tie. More in line with the clown show.
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Matt Gaetz will never be AG...maybe someday he can still be a real boy.
November 21, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Matt Gaetz will never be AG...maybe someday he can still be a real boy.
November 19, 2024 at 9:05 PM
November 19, 2024 at 2:54 AM
I weep for the future
I was just informed by a MAGA reader angry at my vocal opposition to RFK Jr...she emails in part, "Theres no proof vaccines work. there is proof Vaccines cause atheism." (sic)
These people have the franchise.
These people have the franchise.
November 18, 2024 at 11:53 PM
I weep for the future
Kid just read ‘apple pecan’ as ‘apple peckin’,’ and we laughed and laughed and it’s so cool to see the creation of unique family words in real time.
November 18, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Kid just read ‘apple pecan’ as ‘apple peckin’,’ and we laughed and laughed and it’s so cool to see the creation of unique family words in real time.
November 18, 2024 at 4:17 AM
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My household has been without a microwave for almost five years. #AMA #appliances
November 14, 2024 at 6:47 AM
My household has been without a microwave for almost five years. #AMA #appliances
November 14, 2024 at 5:42 AM
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Still looking for the perfect #HalloweenCostume? George & Geraldine never go out of style! The famed Short-tailed Albatross couple is back at Midway Atoll National Wildlife Refuge! ❤️ Freshen up on your Albatross facts to impress your friends at bit.ly/3Sm5lmY! 🪶
October 25, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Still looking for the perfect #HalloweenCostume? George & Geraldine never go out of style! The famed Short-tailed Albatross couple is back at Midway Atoll National Wildlife Refuge! ❤️ Freshen up on your Albatross facts to impress your friends at bit.ly/3Sm5lmY! 🪶