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𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃
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> ɪʀᴋᴇɴ ꜱᴄᴏᴜᴛ / ɪɴᴛᴇʟ.
ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ɢᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ɪɴꜰᴏʀᴍᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ɪɴᴠᴀꜱɪᴏɴ_

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> ɴᴏɴ - ʟᴇᴡᴅ ʀᴘ
+ ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟᴇᴅ
> ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ᴘʀᴇꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇ
+ ꜱʜɪᴘꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍ
" Sci - fi REJECT ?? "

There was a furious hiss in the tone of her voice as she stomps up.
Looking two steps away from mauling her.

" Why don't you prove it then -
Huh?! "
" Listen 'ere you sci-fi reject, do not call it fantasy bullshit! "

" I am a flesh and blood, honest to God practitioner of the craft! "
" A witch???
There's no way -

Fantasy bullshit. "

This coming from the literal
alien. . .
September 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
" A witch???
There's no way -

Fantasy bullshit. "

This coming from the literal
alien. . .
Aha. Ah. No.

Think more witch.
September 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
" You human worm monsters are
so dumb. "

Her eyes narrow , feeling like that crack at the end of his sentence was intended to be a jab or throw her under the bus so to speak.

" I would much prefer to be paid if I have to sit and deal with humans , just waiting for them to slaughter each other. "
“Ah… Yeah you’re not wrong there. At least with the conquering each other part, it’s a never ending boring yet deadly cycle.”

He shook his head.

“At the same time, it’s bittersweet to know you won’t get paid to end us if we end each other first.”

He snickered at the thought.
His response has her somewhat stunned.

A self aware one , huh?

" Well -
You all keep destroying and conquering each other before
I get the chance to!

It's like my mission is being
fulfilled by your own hatred for
each other. "
September 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
His response has her somewhat stunned.

A self aware one , huh?

" Well -
You all keep destroying and conquering each other before
I get the chance to!

It's like my mission is being
fulfilled by your own hatred for
each other. "
“… What did we didn’t we do this time?”

He sighed knowing its always bad.
September 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
" FOOL. I am trained by the mighty
irken elite !

I. . .I know ( -- or will know ) everything I could possibly need to about destroying your dirty space rock ! "

Like HELL she does.

Uh oh , she backed into a wall.
Looking left , seeing it's blocked off.
Then the right.

She could cut that way. . .
"No, by all means—.

You're certainly so very sure that you don't need to know anything about your job… I'd love to hear how certain you are of that—."

Just another step or two and she won't have too much of a chance to outrun him, now, will she?
" My view is glorious ! "

Huff.

" *You're* simplistic. Hmph. "

His abrupt closing of the gap makes the space girl a step back ,
eyes going somewhat wide.

" H. . .hey - "
September 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
" My view is glorious ! "

Huff.

" *You're* simplistic. Hmph. "

His abrupt closing of the gap makes the space girl a step back ,
eyes going somewhat wide.

" H. . .hey - "
"Such a short-sighted and simplistic view of your mission. Passing up a chance to get… intimate knowledge of the 'enemy' for the sake of pride?"

Well, if she's going to continue to engage with him, he'll take his time slowly closing the gap between the two oddities that they were.
" You must be talking about
yourself-

No , nope. No. "

Crossing her arms with a glare ,
looking offended by the idea.

Was this posturing?
Or is she really that much of a ball of hate??

" My glorious mission is to
conquer or destroy you Earthling
worms. . . .
Being invaded is not an option! "

🤦‍♀️
September 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
She should invade the Koopa kingdom.
September 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Reposted by 𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃
April 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
" You must be talking about
yourself-

No , nope. No. "

Crossing her arms with a glare ,
looking offended by the idea.

Was this posturing?
Or is she really that much of a ball of hate??

" My glorious mission is to
conquer or destroy you Earthling
worms. . . .
Being invaded is not an option! "

🤦‍♀️
"… Well, if it's /humans/ specifically that are the problem…"

Oh, dear. A smile like the ones he's wearing is never a good sign.

"…Perhaps you'd be more interested in being 'invaded' by a better kind of 'earthling'…?"
Her eye twitches , body cringing for a moment before tensing.

" I hate STUPID HUMAN FILTH
so MUCH.

So so so so so much -
Humans drive me INSANE. "

Clenching her already curled fists
even tighter as she speaks.
September 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Her eye twitches , body cringing for a moment before tensing.

" I hate STUPID HUMAN FILTH
so MUCH.

So so so so so much -
Humans drive me INSANE. "

Clenching her already curled fists
even tighter as she speaks.
"If I'm, you know…

Not at least near the mark, what's got you so agitated, hm? If it's not true, or at least close... why are you so up in arms about it~?"

Well, he's going to keep needling her, at this rate."
" W - what. . . ?

How dare you assert
such a HORRIBLE thing!! "
September 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Reposted by 𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃
𝘙𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴, 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘪𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘴
𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨
𝘓𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮, 𝘉𝘦𝘯𝘻𝘰𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦
𝘊𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘴 '𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨
𝘐𝘧 𝘐 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦 𝘐'𝘮 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳
𝘐 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳

𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢
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January 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
" W - what. . . ?

How dare you assert
such a HORRIBLE thing!! "
"Such a visceral reaction from a kind who I doubt can even fuck at all—. Jealous of the earthlings, are we?"
September 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
She hissed and tried to pull when his hand touched her shoulder

" Aren't your leaders tall??
And it's not weird! "

Grimacing at the look in his eyes , she would grip his arm and try to shove it off. Meanwhile the other hand swings to clock him in the face since he was so close.

" U - unhand me! "
He calmly put a clawed hand on her, stopping her from backing away.

"You're leader I'm guessing? Based on height? Double weird. And ya ain't getting away that easily~"

He did not have a pleasant gleam in his eye
" . . . . . "

Quivering as she turns to look up and sees the water gun of DOOM nearby.
She then turns over and starts to back away slowly.

Painfully.

" My Tallest did not inform me.
N - no. "
September 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
" . . . . . "

Quivering as she turns to look up and sees the water gun of DOOM nearby.
She then turns over and starts to back away slowly.

Painfully.

" My Tallest did not inform me.
N - no. "
He crouched next to her resting the super soaker on his shoulder.

"Ya know how much water is on this planet right?"
Shuddering and collapsing down from her crawl to catch her breath.
Face buried into her arms with a groan while steaming continues rolling off her figure.

" I - don't know!!
Rgh. . .It's just h - how I was
made! Not a single member of my
race can tolerate water - "
September 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Shuddering and collapsing down from her crawl to catch her breath.
Face buried into her arms with a groan while steaming continues rolling off her figure.

" I - don't know!!
Rgh. . .It's just h - how I was
made! Not a single member of my
race can tolerate water - "
He wasn't fully merciless, he did stop soaking her.

"Yeah yeah, I'm sure it'll be the nicest thing you own. What the hell happened that H20 fucks you up like this?"
Steam and pained cussing erupting out of her as he absolutely drenches the alien -

At this point she's trying to crawl away and behind something.

" I'LL. . .I - I'LL SKIN YOUU!! "
September 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Steam and pained cussing erupting out of her as he absolutely drenches the alien -

At this point she's trying to crawl away and behind something.

" I'LL. . .I - I'LL SKIN YOUU!! "
"Heh, got that right... Didn't expect it to burn you thought ya would melt wicked witch style."

This was fine... Probably, he was pumping a super soaker now
" Agh. . .AHHHGH --
STOP IT YOU SADISTIC BEAST - "

Screaming , writhing.

It BURNS.
September 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Reposted by 𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ; 𝙹𝙴𝚃𝚃
June 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
" EW NOO -- "

HISS.
"We're fucking humans...?"

Weeeeeeell, okaaaaay.
September 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
" Agh. . .AHHHGH --
STOP IT YOU SADISTIC BEAST - "

Screaming , writhing.

It BURNS.
Squirts a water gun at
September 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
" FUCKING HUMANS. "
September 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
" These sharp teeth of mine could
probably go right through you. ~ "
September 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM