A sense of superiority is crucial to our national identity, without it we become even more embarrassing

Reader, it rocks

Okay but Death Gum is a great band name

A classic of Drake's oeuvre - after all, four times two times two is sixteen

Look at its sad little face. It's trying so hard out there.

My wife also eats food, breathes, and goes to the bathroom, should I stop doing those too

I don't know how else to tell you this, but 2009 was 16 years ago. Song is old enough to drive.

K well

I feel like we kind of skipped over this era. Like, I know a lot of people who are nostalgic for 2008 and 2001, but literally almost nothing in between. The Dead Ball Era of music.

They are afraid of your Abilities

I think the kids call this "Aura"