scottesky
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scottesky
@scottysky.bsky.social
Ego ergo sum equitare:

I ride, therefore I am
November 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Today I learned there was a Johnny Cash musical back in 2006 #shitmissedit
November 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Ok so drones the size of cars are flying around a country where citizens own 113 million rifles. Seems to me the solution is simple.
December 9, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Anyone: "hey did you hear what Trump said about-'

Me: "fuckin braaaaap"
November 19, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Reposted by scottesky
7 reasons why The Thing (1982) is a Christmas film:
1) snow
2) bearded men concealing surprises
3) compulsory party games
4) introverts shunning group activities
5) digestive issues
6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms
7) knitwear
November 13, 2024 at 2:54 PM
I think it's probably okay at this point to throw out all the extra bakery that was made in a haze after November 5th. Just letting some of you know that.
November 15, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Hot from the Skillet with plenty of North Carolina spice!!
Here's a cautionary tale from Retribution, just in time for election day, not that it'll help North Carolina at this point. Vote for Cawfin is November's GimmeFive Comics!
patreon.com/skilletfirestudios @scottysky.bsky.social @derfbackderf.bsky.social @jaredwaynegifford.bsky.social
November 6, 2023 at 9:23 PM
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I’ve been working on some demon eyes for the October installment of #gimmefive #comics. The first eyes I drew weren’t demony enough. @scottysky.bsky.social and I just closed out next month’s new #reddemon tale. It’ll be out next month.
September 29, 2023 at 7:22 PM
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Just when you thought your day was going well!
October 2, 2023 at 3:41 PM
jimmy buffet died on a 3 day weekend so we can have one extra day to have an extra margarita
September 2, 2023 at 1:53 PM
gonna run errands today. then take a motorbike ride. sit by lake michigan and think of the monsters underneath the water for a little bit. then ride home. last day of summer break blues.
August 27, 2023 at 2:35 PM
Went to drop off issues of my comic (Gimme Five Comics) at a comic book store. Got there as they opened so I could catch up with the owner & there were 5 other guys in the parking lot waiting for it to open. Nobody under 30 though. Are videos the new comics? if so, I'll go down with the ship.
August 27, 2023 at 1:54 PM
the show FISK is my new buttered sausage
August 27, 2023 at 1:15 PM
Meanwhile, in another part of Gotham City...
July 6, 2023 at 9:51 PM
This looks like the kind of guy who sells bluesky codes.
July 1, 2023 at 9:34 PM
July 1, 2023 at 8:51 PM
To skeet or not to skeet, that is the motherskeeting question
June 26, 2023 at 11:43 PM
1996 called. It wants its Dancing Baby email chain attachment back.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1g0AFuuB907YPyU3Jv4-4f2B8A88if8rs/view?usp=sharing
June 22, 2023 at 5:45 PM
You know, they say that when it comes to the Canada fires, the flames are so intense, even a hockey puck would melt faster than ice in a microwave. It's like nature's way of saying, "Oh, you thought we were just all about maple syrup and politeness? Hold my moose."
June 17, 2023 at 1:56 PM
June 16, 2023 at 3:16 PM
Teacher memetine
June 16, 2023 at 3:15 PM
"O Canada" starts to sound less like a national anthem and more like something you say when the cat pukes on the carpet.
June 14, 2023 at 10:42 PM
June 11, 2023 at 1:19 AM
Easter candy is cheap as hell right now FYI
June 11, 2023 at 1:16 AM