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Scotty Porter
@scottyporter.bsky.social
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Awkward Xennial geek, with a filthy, filthy mind. Scottish. Beta-reader, & fan of commas.

He/his, Gay/Poly/Kinky.

I'm on Threads, Insta & X as @kinkygaygeek.
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Brutalised Buttplug
January 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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I saw this delightful Christmas drinks dispenser earlier and now I can't get the word 'smeggnog' out of my head
December 24, 2024 at 7:39 PM
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Well, if you insist...
PLEASE HAVE YOUR NUTS WEIGHED AT REGISTER DURING CHECKOUT
December 23, 2024 at 9:08 PM
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I'VE SEEN YOUR SEARCH HISTORY YOU'RE GETTING LUBE FOR CHRISTMAS.
December 21, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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What's the best response to "you're weird"? You talk a lot shit for a dude in cumshot distance. What the fuck
December 21, 2024 at 2:10 PM
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Him: I'm a top Me: prove it
December 18, 2024 at 1:44 PM
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The same thing I do every night.....
Eat cheese and sin
December 15, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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HEY, WE PAID YOU A MILLION DOLLARS TO SHAVE WITH OUR RAZOR! WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE A BEARD? You DIDN'T SAY IT HAD TO BE MY FACE
December 14, 2024 at 12:56 PM
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December 13, 2024 at 12:33 AM
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Shop local 😈
Tweet stating: Buying girls OnlyFans vs watching pornhub is the equivalent to supporting small businesses vs big corporations. Look at your friends butthole instead of a strangers this holiday season
December 8, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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THE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE WHEN THEY HEAR I'M QUEER, POLYAMOROUS, AND KINKY
December 8, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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SEND US A PIC OF YOUR JUNK & GET A FREE ESTIMATE EWWWWW....
December 8, 2024 at 4:46 PM
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Jeez, the cost of living crisis is real! Checking my spending today, and notice it was £7.47 for a medium cappuccino and a piece of shortbread! 😬
Picture of a bank statement with a Costa spend highlighted, but with multiple large OnlyFans charges on it also
December 6, 2024 at 7:51 PM
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Where's the lie???
December 4, 2024 at 10:30 PM
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November 28, 2024 at 1:01 AM
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November 27, 2024 at 11:21 PM
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Cum on Santa, be good to me this year... 🤪🎅😜
November 27, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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Meme of batman and flash with caption: me explaining to my friend what docking is
November 26, 2024 at 3:14 AM
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Well...?
Pic of guy with dildos asking if his beard makes him look gay
November 23, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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My new water bottle came.... 😈
Photo of a black insulated water bottle with text on it saying "Not Filled With Cum", and a blurry Christmas tree in the background
November 23, 2024 at 10:50 PM
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I like sports-ball
Baseball player in jockstrap
November 23, 2024 at 2:44 PM