Scotty Mayhem
@scottymayhem.bsky.social
Husband, Father, Musician, Gamer, Nerd.
Doing the millennial technology shuffle and getting into a new social media app. That I didn’t know existed until my wife told me.
Doing the millennial technology shuffle and getting into a new social media app. That I didn’t know existed until my wife told me.
I just lost #whamaggedon. I got sent to Whamhalla listening to a Christmas playlist while decorating the tree with my family.
December 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I just lost #whamaggedon. I got sent to Whamhalla listening to a Christmas playlist while decorating the tree with my family.
Conversations overheard at a college:
“I saw that another student got this scholarship and I didn’t. I was wondering why I didn’t get it.”
“Did you apply for it?”
“No.”
“I saw that another student got this scholarship and I didn’t. I was wondering why I didn’t get it.”
“Did you apply for it?”
“No.”
April 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Conversations overheard at a college:
“I saw that another student got this scholarship and I didn’t. I was wondering why I didn’t get it.”
“Did you apply for it?”
“No.”
“I saw that another student got this scholarship and I didn’t. I was wondering why I didn’t get it.”
“Did you apply for it?”
“No.”
It’s not ideal, but super warm diet Dr. Pepper still slaps.
March 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
It’s not ideal, but super warm diet Dr. Pepper still slaps.
. @houseof-leaves.bsky.social: “There’s too many movies I want to see to spend time on movies that you want me to see.
Me: But he was inverted!!
Her: What?!
Me: That would make sense if you’ve watched Top Gun
Her: I DON’T WANT TO WATCH TOP GUN!!
Me: But he was inverted!!
Her: What?!
Me: That would make sense if you’ve watched Top Gun
Her: I DON’T WANT TO WATCH TOP GUN!!
February 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
. @houseof-leaves.bsky.social: “There’s too many movies I want to see to spend time on movies that you want me to see.
Me: But he was inverted!!
Her: What?!
Me: That would make sense if you’ve watched Top Gun
Her: I DON’T WANT TO WATCH TOP GUN!!
Me: But he was inverted!!
Her: What?!
Me: That would make sense if you’ve watched Top Gun
Her: I DON’T WANT TO WATCH TOP GUN!!
Now I know why for the longest time Jacob Fatu only said “I love you, Solo!”. If he had been doing real promos the whole time he would’ve overshadowed the rest of the new bloodline from the start.
February 1, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Now I know why for the longest time Jacob Fatu only said “I love you, Solo!”. If he had been doing real promos the whole time he would’ve overshadowed the rest of the new bloodline from the start.
I’m watching Wrestlemania 17, and I wish Paul Heyman still did commentating. He’s so damn good at it.
November 20, 2024 at 11:33 AM
I’m watching Wrestlemania 17, and I wish Paul Heyman still did commentating. He’s so damn good at it.
I keep forgetting Bluesky exists. Not a knock on bluesky, I just forget lol.
March 11, 2024 at 1:46 PM
I keep forgetting Bluesky exists. Not a knock on bluesky, I just forget lol.
Just heard that Kevin Smith is working on a third Jay and Silent Bob movie. Snoogans.
December 28, 2023 at 7:45 AM
Just heard that Kevin Smith is working on a third Jay and Silent Bob movie. Snoogans.
“It’s not Christmas until Hand Gruber falls off Nakatomi Plaza.”
December 18, 2023 at 11:03 PM
“It’s not Christmas until Hand Gruber falls off Nakatomi Plaza.”