The Adventures of Scotty and Esme
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The Adventures of Scotty and Esme
@scottyandesme.bsky.social
The adventures of a rescued dog and cat as they simultaneously are terrible criminals and absolute joys
Esme: MY HUMAN @theoperageek.com HAS INTRODUCED ME TO A SHOW CALLED TASKMASTER. THEY ARE CURRENTLY DOING THINGS WITH STRING THAT I FIND COMPELLING AND I AM INTRIGUED. YOU COULD EVEN SAY...

I'M LOCKED IN

#Taskmaster #CatsOfBlueSky
October 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I AM VERY SMOL AND YOU CAN IMAGINE THE STRESS I AM UNDER SINCE MY HUMANS APPARENTLY CANT UNDERSTAND BASIC BORKS

DO BETTER @theoperageek.com

(Narrator: Scotty was, in fact, walked five minutes after this video was taken)

#BeamMeUpScotty #RescueDogs
July 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Esme: Within each kitty there are two natures...dark and light.

And mine are both criminal.
June 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Esme likes to wave her paws in the air like she just don't care

(spoiler alert: she does not, in fact, care)
May 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Esme: it really is very exhausting to both commit crimes all day AND be cute enough to get away with it. I need my sleep!

#EsmeTheKitten #SheAtentDeadJustNapping
April 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Just in time to join @theoperageek.com on her stream today, I got my spring haircut!

I'm feeling very dapper.
April 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I did a snooze - Esme
April 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
ALSO GOT TO MEET @taruhunter.bsky.social AND I WAS VERY GOOD FOR THEM EVEN THO MY BIG BROTHER TRIED TO GET ALL THE ATTENTION
April 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I GOT TO MEET ONE @theoperageek.com CLOSEST FRIENDS @cypheroftyr.bsky.social LAST NIGHT AND TO SHOW MY HAPPINESS I ALLOWED Tanya TO TAKE MY FIRST SCHOOL PHOTO
- Esme
April 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I REFUSE TO BOW TO SOCIETAL EXPECTATIONS OF POLITENESS

#EsmeTheKitten
April 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I don't know how I feel about this rebranding, but i hope you all enjoy now the adventures i have with my little sister Esme

#BeamMeUpScotty #EsmeTheCat
April 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
hello

i heard @theoperageek.com & PJ talking about something called valentines day

i think there are treats involved so i will be your valentine for treats

but if you don't have any I will still be your valentine. you deserve to be loved even when you don't have treats

#BeamMeUpScotty
February 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
i saw @theoperageek.com bring out the big red cases and start filling them with clothes

i do not like this turn of events
February 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
i saw @theoperageek.com bring out the big red cases and start filling them with clothes

i do not like this turn of events
February 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
it is wet outside

i am feeling very attacked by this as my paws are now damp

and now @theoperageek.com and PJ say it is gonna get cold and icy and snowy

i wish to learn how to control the weather because this is some heckin crap
January 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
i met a new friend today

i have never seen him before but he cuddled me and said i was cute so he is probably my new best friend until the next person who says i am cute

#BeamMeUpScotty
December 22, 2024 at 10:28 PM
i like fridays because it is cuddle time

i hope everyone is having quiet snoozes
December 21, 2024 at 3:41 AM
my groomer is so nice

she took two holiday pictures so everyone can have a Scotty holiday, which is very important

#BeamMeUpScotty
December 17, 2024 at 6:13 PM
i forgot i was on here

you can blame @theoperageek.com for that because i don't have opposable thumbs to post

#BeamMeUpScotty #DogsOfBlueSky
December 14, 2024 at 5:22 PM
even though i know my 'big brother' is gone, i still keep trying to look for him. you know. just in case he is hiding from me.

just in case.

but i will keep snuggling kelli and pirate jesus to see if it can help make us all feel better.

#PetLoss #DammitBones
November 15, 2024 at 3:54 PM
i'm sorry - i was so entranced that I could touch my nose with my tongue that I forgot to say something really important

i love all of you (double if you have snacks).

i want you to know that because i feel some of you may need it today. if you don't that's ok i will love you anyway just in case
November 6, 2024 at 8:11 PM
i have discovered i can roll on my back and get my belly rubbed

i'm gonna make up for lost time and get all the belly rubs i can

this is great

#BeamMeUpScotty #rescuedog #RescueDogsOfBlueSky
October 31, 2024 at 2:28 PM
help help i'm being oppressed

#BeamMeUpScotty #DammitBones
October 22, 2024 at 6:46 PM
excuse me

@theoperageek.bsky.social says i am out of treatos

i was not aware the world was ending but i am a small dog and my whole world is that treat box so i guess ragnabörk is upon us
October 20, 2024 at 9:10 PM
i am a working dog

my job is making everyone smile

it is a very important job and i work hard at it even though i get sleepy sometimes
October 17, 2024 at 7:08 PM