I open up the news and the Nuggets are like…..

These dorks. I did a little research on this and turns out they won’t print this either. Womp womp.

Just saw it for myself on the Navy’s history site.

Just saw it for myself on the Navy history site.

Reagan: So how’s it going?

Me: Well sir, our current president is a former game show host who got convicted of 34 felonies. Oh, he’s also a Russian asset who became best friends with a former KGB officer who’s now the president of Russia.
We also can’t afford groceries.

Kendrick Lamar like

“Ok hear me out. His name is Seal, right?…..”

“Ok hear me out. His name is Seal, right?”

And the Trump family just raked in more millions on their meme coin, which has now plummeted.
For a while, I got my hopes up that MAGA will catch on to being fleeced.
And now I just hope that they’ll continue to get fleeced.
They deserve it.

I’m almost jealous of their shiny bright enthusiasm.

I’m almost jealous that I don’t have the forward looking brightness and enthusiasm that the MAGA’s are feeling today.

Imagine Barron Trump holding the pull start of a chainsaw right now.

Imagine Barron Trump holding the pull start of a chainsaw right now.

MAGA wives one year after the inauguration, realizing prices haven’t gone down, but at least we have a Gulf Of America now.

This is Hey Hey. He has many leather bound books.

Hi everybody. Excited to be here.
I’m a touring musical theater musician.
I spent four years in college honing my craft to be able to do this, during a production of Evita.
Looking forward to sharing more of these complex musical experiences with you. Take care.