Reminder: I'm not just working out, publishing Substacks, and telling jokes all the time. I'm also a fantasy novelist!

(It's ok. Sometimes I forget too. Gotta work on that.)

Didn't expect my oats to drop this kinda truth today.

Also, apple cinnamon Mush is delicious!

Let's fucking goooooooo!

Successful enough first workout after a week away! Can't get past that seventh rep at 160 on the bench, but maybe next time!

Dumping some trauma all over your main character's rival calls for a dark, roasty beer.

Formally petitioning the White House to use the strategic gold reserves to buy my Deviant Magic novels instead of wasting it on Bitcoin.

Planet Comicon! Come see me and the rest of the Outland team at booth 1327. We've got discounts, mystery bundles, and so many terrible jokes.

Not a bad way to spend a layover in Charlotte.

Because I will not be happy until every surface in my apartment is either plants or Legos.

A common piece of writing advice is "write what you know." It sets you up for success along a path you can already understand and relate to.

This is why, when I wrote the first book in my Deviant Magic series, I opened the initial scene with a bunch of weird townies getting hammered in the woods! 😉

Lego Bumblebee! Dude's a literal brick shithouse. This was super fun to put together. My inner Transformers-loving five-year-old is freakin' thrilled with the outcome. #lego #transformers

Hey Bluesky! I'm a fantasy author with a buncha books. This is my Deviant Magic contemporary fantasy series, available at fine booksellers and on Audible! #books