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@scottwithrage.gobirds.online
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Atlanta based
I've been doing trial prep all day. Why are you degenerates calling Trump and Bill Clinton the blowjob brothers?
November 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Re: Epstein’s emails
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
cc: @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online

This felt like important history you should be alerted to.
None of the men have any ass either, show was made before we crossed the 1998 J-Lo Rubicon from assless nation to be-assed republic
The craziest thing about Miami Vice in hindsight is none of the women have any ass. Maybe its the cocaine 80s but they are all skinny with no ass.
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I think my "favorite" part of the Epstein files being released is how many people have automated email signatures that plug their various websites or whatever.

There's just something so on-brand about all these rich assholes talking with Epstein while still trying to market.
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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tfw when I'm not allowed to see the aurora borealis
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
My firm is moving to a new office, which means I need to "pack up" all the paper in the my office.
a police officer is holding a torch that is on fire .
ALT: a police officer is holding a torch that is on fire .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I'm going to be honest. I don't know, from a policy perspective, why a 50 year mortgage is bad. I'm not saying its good, I just don't know why its bad. It sounds bad, don't get me wrong, I just don't know why.

That said, if Trump is suggesting it, I am willing to assume its bad and move on.
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Got to work early and my very southern HR lady is here. She immediately starts giving me shit about the Eagles.
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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"ESPN apologizes for airing this presentation of the National Football League."
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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It’s so funny that Nick Sirianni can’t manage to get fired even though everyone wants to fire him because Howie Roseman is too good at his job
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Look, I'm just gonna say, that game was pretty funny to watch while high.
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
This thing ain't over.
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Howie won this game all by his damn self.
November 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
At least Love is getting clobbered back there.
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
God, I hate those 3rd and long runs. Such a fucking give up play.
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Saying this and believing it is just unfathomable to me.
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The Empire Strips Back is a tremendous show.
November 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I know we're all making similar jokes, but lemme tell you. 2006 me has no idea what the fuck is going on.
Abolish Border Patrol.
Trump deportation agent: "I fired 5 rounds and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book boys.”
November 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I don't mean this in a doomer way, but I can't wait for Trump to ignore the Supreme Court. Hopefully, it continues to wake up normies that Trump doesn't give a shit about the Constitutional order.
Gorsuch finally speaks, and oh yeah, he's against Trump. Alito also sounded skeptical, which is surprising to me. Regardless, there will plainly be a lopsided majority to strike down the tariffs.

The government better start working on its Plan B...
November 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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2026 Primary Woke Wave
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The Cowboys traded away Mazi Smith?

Lol.
November 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I am thinking about how the Jets are going to screw up all these extra first rounders over the next couple years, and folks, I am ERECT.
Blockbuster: The Cowboys are trading for Jets Pro Bowl DT Quinnen Williams, sending a first-round pick and more to NYJ.

Expect this to be the Cowboys' 1st, rather than the Packers' 1st.

A new home for one of the NFL’s best teams that values interior DLs, as NYJ builds for the future.
November 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM