Scott
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🧵 5/5 To circle back to the beginning it was only a joke.
Edge of Tomorrow, Minority Report and Interview with the Vampire would all probably be in my top 50.
I'll be taking no further questions. Goodnight.
Edge of Tomorrow, Minority Report and Interview with the Vampire would all probably be in my top 50.
I'll be taking no further questions. Goodnight.
January 7, 2026 at 11:35 PM
🧵 5/5 To circle back to the beginning it was only a joke.
Edge of Tomorrow, Minority Report and Interview with the Vampire would all probably be in my top 50.
I'll be taking no further questions. Goodnight.
Edge of Tomorrow, Minority Report and Interview with the Vampire would all probably be in my top 50.
I'll be taking no further questions. Goodnight.
🧵4/5 Only exceptions.
Tropic Thunder: wearing a fat suit and acting like he does in private is something I'd not seen before.
Magnolia: A complete transformation, but that is the direction from the guy that turned Adam Sandler into an award winning actor.
Tropic Thunder: wearing a fat suit and acting like he does in private is something I'd not seen before.
Magnolia: A complete transformation, but that is the direction from the guy that turned Adam Sandler into an award winning actor.
January 7, 2026 at 11:35 PM
🧵4/5 Only exceptions.
Tropic Thunder: wearing a fat suit and acting like he does in private is something I'd not seen before.
Magnolia: A complete transformation, but that is the direction from the guy that turned Adam Sandler into an award winning actor.
Tropic Thunder: wearing a fat suit and acting like he does in private is something I'd not seen before.
Magnolia: A complete transformation, but that is the direction from the guy that turned Adam Sandler into an award winning actor.
🧵3/5 Being a bit shit for the first 20 minutes, sitting in a wheelchair and having dirty hair or dying your hair grey and being the bad guy doesn't mean you are delivering something that makes people forget they are looking at Tom Cruise.
January 7, 2026 at 11:35 PM
🧵3/5 Being a bit shit for the first 20 minutes, sitting in a wheelchair and having dirty hair or dying your hair grey and being the bad guy doesn't mean you are delivering something that makes people forget they are looking at Tom Cruise.
🧵2/5 Anyway some people are confusing "acting range" and "being in a different type of movie". Being pensive and intense in something other than a Mission Impossible isn't range.
January 7, 2026 at 11:35 PM
🧵2/5 Anyway some people are confusing "acting range" and "being in a different type of movie". Being pensive and intense in something other than a Mission Impossible isn't range.
🧵1/5 Wow, so many tom Cruise defenders for what was a 5 second idea for a joke (film star known for 1 thing)+(funny way for them to enter the chat).
Are any of you paid by scientology to defend his honor? If you are, free Shelly Miscavige and sell Windmill Hills.
Are any of you paid by scientology to defend his honor? If you are, free Shelly Miscavige and sell Windmill Hills.
January 7, 2026 at 11:35 PM
🧵1/5 Wow, so many tom Cruise defenders for what was a 5 second idea for a joke (film star known for 1 thing)+(funny way for them to enter the chat).
Are any of you paid by scientology to defend his honor? If you are, free Shelly Miscavige and sell Windmill Hills.
Are any of you paid by scientology to defend his honor? If you are, free Shelly Miscavige and sell Windmill Hills.
Tom Cruise runs into the room.
January 7, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Tom Cruise runs into the room.
2011
a netflix ad shows a man and a woman talking in a kitchen
ALT: a netflix ad shows a man and a woman talking in a kitchen
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
2011
I was asking someone to hold them to account not confidently asserting that they will.
December 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I was asking someone to hold them to account not confidently asserting that they will.
Tell me your political affiliation without telling me your political affiliation.
December 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Tell me your political affiliation without telling me your political affiliation.
Please mention Nathan Gill's feelings about foreigners and the money they can bring to this country repeatedly.
December 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Please mention Nathan Gill's feelings about foreigners and the money they can bring to this country repeatedly.
I think you shouldn't be pandering to racists.
September 1, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I think you shouldn't be pandering to racists.
Why do you need to be anonymous? Are you Ed Milliband?
August 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Why do you need to be anonymous? Are you Ed Milliband?
One caller: can I take your name.
Me: No
Them: why not?
Me: no, that's my name Nough.
Them: sorry Mr No.
Me: Doctor actually...
I still get post for Dr No eight years later.
Me: No
Them: why not?
Me: no, that's my name Nough.
Them: sorry Mr No.
Me: Doctor actually...
I still get post for Dr No eight years later.
January 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
One caller: can I take your name.
Me: No
Them: why not?
Me: no, that's my name Nough.
Them: sorry Mr No.
Me: Doctor actually...
I still get post for Dr No eight years later.
Me: No
Them: why not?
Me: no, that's my name Nough.
Them: sorry Mr No.
Me: Doctor actually...
I still get post for Dr No eight years later.
No preview of series 19?
December 29, 2024 at 10:04 PM
No preview of series 19?
People who are allowed to vote...
December 13, 2024 at 12:25 AM
People who are allowed to vote...
If die hard isn't a Christmas movie neither is home alone, they have exactly the same plot.
December 4, 2024 at 12:03 AM
If die hard isn't a Christmas movie neither is home alone, they have exactly the same plot.
Less than £20 I'll take a punt on someone I've heard of and like but don't know well. Anything over 30 and I'd have to be a die hard fan. And if the tickets were much over £30 I might think less of them.
November 21, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Less than £20 I'll take a punt on someone I've heard of and like but don't know well. Anything over 30 and I'd have to be a die hard fan. And if the tickets were much over £30 I might think less of them.