Real text conversation with my mom the other day.

67 people are dead but yes, let’s focus on the race of the pilots.

Now I’m more glad than ever for deleting my Twitter account.

This woman is likely the pipe bomber.

The FBI should take this seriously.

BREAKING: Derek Tran has DEFEATED incumbent Michelle Steele for CA-45, FLIPPING the seat 🔴🔜🔵!!!!

I still can’t believe it’s real either, but notice I’m not laughing.

1. GOP make mess.

2. Dems get elected, clean mess.

3. GOP complain that mess not clean fast enough.

4. The public gets mad that mess not clean fast enough.

5. GOP get elected because people are mad about mess not being cleaned fast enough.

6. Repeat.

Stop. The. Pattern.

I feel MAGA has a habit of electing the mentally ill ones.

Yes, Nancy Mace, I’m talking about you.

I was watching an episode of “Friends” where Joey takes Rachel to the hospital because she’s having Braxton Hicks contractions.

Later after Rachel is let go, Ross casually says to Joey: “You have no idea how painful those are.”

Rachel interrupted him, saying: “No uterus, no opinion.”

Those independent Trump voters fucked around, and now they’re finding out.

You reap what you sow.

If John Thune has the slightest bit of sense, he’d reject Matt Gaetz immediately.

John Thune, who Trump is KNOWN to hate, is the new Republican Senate Leader.

Cue the MAGA tears.

Trump is already talking to House GOP about keeping himself in office forever.

We tried to warn you.

I’ll just say it:

I believe we, as Democrats, MUST change our messaging.

Pay attention to the Democrats who won in tough seats this year, see how their messaging worked.

I know there’s only so many wishes the vulnerable GOP incumbents can grant that orange f*ck, but honestly I’m still worried.

I have just six words to the Trump voters:

Elect a clown, expect a circus.

I’m not going to miss Twitter at all.

First post.

Any fellow liberal Floridians around here?