Scott Reyns
@scottreyns.bsky.social
Actor (SAG-AFTRA), hibernating musician, absurdist, vegan foodie, serial startuper, Information SuperHighway roadkill. Professional useless person. Sillycon Valley, San Fransicko, Lost Angeles, Sierra Nevalands.
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Props to #NancyPelosi for owning when and how to call it. It’s nice to see at least someone in D.C. actually gets the concept of retirement.
November 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Props to #NancyPelosi for owning when and how to call it. It’s nice to see at least someone in D.C. actually gets the concept of retirement.
Were I a pornstar, I'd want a villain role in a #JusticeLeague parody: Schtuppenwolf
November 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Were I a pornstar, I'd want a villain role in a #JusticeLeague parody: Schtuppenwolf
I think my boy and I can handle not going to #Disneyland anymore until such time as the villains are again showcased year-round.
October 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I think my boy and I can handle not going to #Disneyland anymore until such time as the villains are again showcased year-round.
Really great. If you can’t enjoy at least one episode of this series, you just may have the attention span of a gnat but it’s probably not your fault, so seek help. #PBS #archeology #history #anthropology #science
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Home | NOVA | PBS
The official website for NOVA. NOVA is the most-watched prime time science series on American television, reaching an average of five million viewers weekly.
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October 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Really great. If you can’t enjoy at least one episode of this series, you just may have the attention span of a gnat but it’s probably not your fault, so seek help. #PBS #archeology #history #anthropology #science
www.pbs.org/nova/series/...
www.pbs.org/nova/series/...
#RIP #DianeKeaton. She was the best.
October 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
#RIP #DianeKeaton. She was the best.
I've never dated a fellow actor. With all the auditioning, we'd be The Aud Couple.
October 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I've never dated a fellow actor. With all the auditioning, we'd be The Aud Couple.
#ProTip for PR folks: Learn to correctly pronounce “anarchists” and other simple words, especially if you want to be White House Press Secretary.
October 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
#ProTip for PR folks: Learn to correctly pronounce “anarchists” and other simple words, especially if you want to be White House Press Secretary.
The way my computer keeps avoiding its responsibility to not run out of memory, one would think it's an automobile. A Dodge RAM, to be precise.
October 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The way my computer keeps avoiding its responsibility to not run out of memory, one would think it's an automobile. A Dodge RAM, to be precise.
When app stores remove stuff that one hasn't already downloaded, 3rd-party archives come in handy. #ICEwatch decrypt.day/app/id674193...
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October 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
When app stores remove stuff that one hasn't already downloaded, 3rd-party archives come in handy. #ICEwatch decrypt.day/app/id674193...
www.kron4.com/news/technol...
www.kron4.com/news/technol...
When American cities need federal troops, they'll ask for them. Even Mola Ram knows that.
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Mola Ram
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October 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
When American cities need federal troops, they'll ask for them. Even Mola Ram knows that.
imgflip.com/i/a80g5z
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBN0...
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBN0...
Farewell to #JaneGoodall, one of Earth's greatest warriors. #RIP
October 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Farewell to #JaneGoodall, one of Earth's greatest warriors. #RIP
Dear USA: Whenever they can't pass a new budget on time, grown-up countries revert to the previous year's instead of just shutting down. #MmKthxBye
October 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Dear USA: Whenever they can't pass a new budget on time, grown-up countries revert to the previous year's instead of just shutting down. #MmKthxBye
Caller: Hi, sorry to bother you-
Me: I doubt that.
Me: I doubt that.
September 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Caller: Hi, sorry to bother you-
Me: I doubt that.
Me: I doubt that.
Welcome back, #JimmyKimmel, whose monologue last night was appropriate and fair.
“If you can’t take a joke, then fuck you.”
- Babyland
“If you can’t take a joke, then fuck you.”
- Babyland
September 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Welcome back, #JimmyKimmel, whose monologue last night was appropriate and fair.
“If you can’t take a joke, then fuck you.”
- Babyland
“If you can’t take a joke, then fuck you.”
- Babyland
Yeah, I still just may wait 1-3 months to start watching ABC again. #JimmyKimmel
September 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Yeah, I still just may wait 1-3 months to start watching ABC again. #JimmyKimmel
#TheWhiteLotus is aptly named. Such a great way to get in touch with whatever’s one’s whiteness.
September 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
#TheWhiteLotus is aptly named. Such a great way to get in touch with whatever’s one’s whiteness.
No, Kash doesn’t always look like he’s hiding a zombie bite. Take it from someone who knows zombies.
He looks like he’s holding in a fart. Stop being so dramatic.
He looks like he’s holding in a fart. Stop being so dramatic.
September 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
No, Kash doesn’t always look like he’s hiding a zombie bite. Take it from someone who knows zombies.
He looks like he’s holding in a fart. Stop being so dramatic.
He looks like he’s holding in a fart. Stop being so dramatic.
I haven’t been much a watcher of late light TV since my 20s, and I’ve never subscribed to Disney+. I’ve always liked my local ABC affiliates but mostly as just one of my sources of news, and I’m fine to rely on others indefinitely. #JimmyKimmel #censorship #boycott
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September 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I haven’t been much a watcher of late light TV since my 20s, and I’ve never subscribed to Disney+. I’ve always liked my local ABC affiliates but mostly as just one of my sources of news, and I’m fine to rely on others indefinitely. #JimmyKimmel #censorship #boycott
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“The country is so wounded, bleeding, and hurt right now. The country needs to be healed-it's not going to be healed from the top, politically. How are we going to heal? Art is the healing force.”
- #RobertRedford #RIP
- #RobertRedford #RIP
September 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
“The country is so wounded, bleeding, and hurt right now. The country needs to be healed-it's not going to be healed from the top, politically. How are we going to heal? Art is the healing force.”
- #RobertRedford #RIP
- #RobertRedford #RIP
People getting fired for exercising their right to free speech in criticizing the words of someone who got murdered while exercising his right to free speech. #MakeItMakeSense #Hypocrisy #DoubleStandards
September 16, 2025 at 4:54 AM
People getting fired for exercising their right to free speech in criticizing the words of someone who got murdered while exercising his right to free speech. #MakeItMakeSense #Hypocrisy #DoubleStandards
Re. #inequality, 12 years old, but still worth watching: youtu.be/QPKKQnijnsM?...
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September 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Re. #inequality, 12 years old, but still worth watching: youtu.be/QPKKQnijnsM?...