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Scott Paladin
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(he/him). Serial Obsessive. Terminally online. www.scottpaladin.com
October 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Post your queer characters

Nulla/Evie Yurisdottir, Queer cybernetic streetrat
Robert "Grey" Greyfriar and Link Ekaskin, very gay for each other
Brother Aryre, vagabond cleric with an adopted daughter coparenting with his "it complicated" boyfriend/husband

Cat and Heck, the noodleshop wives.
September 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Deputy Mayor Callie Briggs from "SWAT KATS: The Radical Squadron". Which is one of the most 90s cartoons of all time and probably responsible for a lot of current millennial furries.

Also notable mention for Lt Feral of the same show
April 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush?
April 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Hello Colorado
December 18, 2024 at 6:22 PM
I'll say it: most 'classic' disney is shit.

But 1959 Maleficent is an irredeemable bitch with fantastic eyebrows and she turns into an enormous fuck-off dragon. Who wouldn't fall for her?
December 12, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Sarah Conner from the Terminator movies is like, what if we got to see events forge a woman into a rod of tempered steel and it also she was more than a little bit unhinged because she needs to be to survive and it was awesome.
December 12, 2024 at 4:57 PM
December 12, 2024 at 2:56 PM
I know she shows up in Voyager and Picard but there's just something about the Borg Queen in First Contact. Gotta love someone who's so sure of herself and confident and evil and appears for the first time as a disembodied head and spine being lowered into her mechanical body
December 11, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Let no one ever tell you that a women obsessed with engineering and machines and engines and seeing the universe aren't the best. Cause they are.
December 11, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Look, I know this is fundamentally incompatible but Corky from Bound (1996) is hot like a dumpster fire is hot.
December 11, 2024 at 9:59 PM
The most recent chapter of KSBD has completely changed my perspective on Your Pal Gag-Agog and i'm a convert. I get it now. Let me join the worm-hive-mind.
December 11, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Jane Smith from Mr. and Mrs. Smith. World class assassin, efficient business woman, wears the hell out of a suit and a cocktail dress, and just a dynamite bulldog of a woman who's willing to kill the entire world for herself and her husband. Fuck yes.
December 11, 2024 at 2:14 PM
I'm ahead of the like but Ling Chavez from Dresden Codak. (Although realistically i could do this thread just with DC characters). She's an enormous cyborg who can kill you with her hands but is a giant cupcake. You should be reading this webcomic
December 11, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Also Ripley 8 is a different character who I *also* have a crush on for different reasons entirely
December 10, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Ellen Ripley, my beloved.

She competent, tall, a badass, she's got the curls and can pull of the buzz cut. She's broken and wounded and scary and sexy and I will never ever get over her.
December 10, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Susan Walker from Coupling is some perfect combination of hilarious, insecure, and mean enough to really zing you and comes of a time when tight skirts and knee high boots were the fashion so that's forever hardwired into my brain as an activatable neuron now.
December 10, 2024 at 8:00 PM
10 year old me was low-key obsessed with Sam, the girl best friend from Wishbone.
December 10, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Look, need I say more?
December 10, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Jennifer from Wargames (1983). She's a jock-next-door who is instantly attracted to the soaking-wet-pathetic-rat of a main character. Solid in a crisis, great smile, terrible taste in men, one of my type-specimens for fictional crushes.
December 10, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Make me reveal my secrets (how basic I truly am)
December 10, 2024 at 3:58 PM
What's an album that best fits your vibe?
November 10, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Using an image, show a movie you are sure you have watched more than ten times.
May 26, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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May 7, 2024 at 1:10 PM