Scott Mabbutt
@scottmabbutt.bsky.social
X didn’t give it to me, so looking elsewhere. Previously @dob86
Football (MUFC), Medicine (O&G), Politics (Green) in that order.
All stories told through the medium of Simpson’s memes.
East Mids by birth West Mids by choice (NMP ➡️ LEI/WSL)
Football (MUFC), Medicine (O&G), Politics (Green) in that order.
All stories told through the medium of Simpson’s memes.
East Mids by birth West Mids by choice (NMP ➡️ LEI/WSL)
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Scott Mabbutt
@scottmabbutt.bsky.social
· Nov 20
As I’m only having one account here I’ll have to decide whether to reinvent myself.
Become as a vocal green activist, an OBGYN tweetorialist, a deep diver into #DarkTower lore or a breaker down of Amorim’s #MUFC tactics?
Ahh sod it, moaning about NHS bureaucracy it is.
Become as a vocal green activist, an OBGYN tweetorialist, a deep diver into #DarkTower lore or a breaker down of Amorim’s #MUFC tactics?
Ahh sod it, moaning about NHS bureaucracy it is.
So @grannymorgz.bsky.social has bought a lovely expensive electronic calendar to help with organisation and executive functioning.
Maybe I should just take meth like everyone else to function 🤷♂️
Maybe I should just take meth like everyone else to function 🤷♂️
December 1, 2025 at 10:36 AM
So @grannymorgz.bsky.social has bought a lovely expensive electronic calendar to help with organisation and executive functioning.
Maybe I should just take meth like everyone else to function 🤷♂️
Maybe I should just take meth like everyone else to function 🤷♂️
Reposted by Scott Mabbutt
state paternalism is good, actually - it's what the state is fucking *for*
November 30, 2025 at 12:56 PM
state paternalism is good, actually - it's what the state is fucking *for*
I love good news stories ❤️
November 30, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I love good news stories ❤️
Ahhh playing connections and you KNOW it the trap but you can’t help yourself 🤣
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November 30, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Ahhh playing connections and you KNOW it the trap but you can’t help yourself 🤣
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Just been absolutely clowned by Jeffery into getting prime.
One of your Xmas presents is going to be delivered on 29th January and we won’t tell you which one unless you prime up.
But oh no you can’t use the app to get prime for some reason.
One of your Xmas presents is going to be delivered on 29th January and we won’t tell you which one unless you prime up.
But oh no you can’t use the app to get prime for some reason.
November 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Just been absolutely clowned by Jeffery into getting prime.
One of your Xmas presents is going to be delivered on 29th January and we won’t tell you which one unless you prime up.
But oh no you can’t use the app to get prime for some reason.
One of your Xmas presents is going to be delivered on 29th January and we won’t tell you which one unless you prime up.
But oh no you can’t use the app to get prime for some reason.
My brain when I spend months living healthily and line up in a group photo with all my Pygmy friends
November 29, 2025 at 8:26 AM
My brain when I spend months living healthily and line up in a group photo with all my Pygmy friends
Functioning vaccination program ftw!
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Functioning vaccination program ftw!
When you give the NHS another inch of your goodwill but they’ve asked for a mile.
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 AM
When you give the NHS another inch of your goodwill but they’ve asked for a mile.
Got a feeling that at today’s course I’ll be so NOT rainbow rhythms.
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Got a feeling that at today’s course I’ll be so NOT rainbow rhythms.
In “Livin’ on a prayer” Tommy’s down on his luck cos the unions on strike.
I always thought “Tommy’s not thinking of scabbing is he?!” 👀
I always thought “Tommy’s not thinking of scabbing is he?!” 👀
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
In “Livin’ on a prayer” Tommy’s down on his luck cos the unions on strike.
I always thought “Tommy’s not thinking of scabbing is he?!” 👀
I always thought “Tommy’s not thinking of scabbing is he?!” 👀
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Reposted by Scott Mabbutt
One Australian man.
How it feels covering NHS rota gaps in 2025.
How it feels covering NHS rota gaps in 2025.
May 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
One Australian man.
How it feels covering NHS rota gaps in 2025.
How it feels covering NHS rota gaps in 2025.
Just got home after spending like 140 hours in the hospital in the last fortnight.
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Just got home after spending like 140 hours in the hospital in the last fortnight.
Me driving home this evening having spent 14 days in the hospital with my car parked under a tree full of diarrheal birds.
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Me driving home this evening having spent 14 days in the hospital with my car parked under a tree full of diarrheal birds.
When I was 15 I couldn’t sing and had massive hands but wanted to be in a band.
I picked up a bass for the first time largely due to the bass line to Fools Gold.
#RIPMani an actual inspiration
I picked up a bass for the first time largely due to the bass line to Fools Gold.
#RIPMani an actual inspiration
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
When I was 15 I couldn’t sing and had massive hands but wanted to be in a band.
I picked up a bass for the first time largely due to the bass line to Fools Gold.
#RIPMani an actual inspiration
I picked up a bass for the first time largely due to the bass line to Fools Gold.
#RIPMani an actual inspiration
After seeing Stone Roses at Wembley in 2018 I sort of stopped going to gigs cos I thought it couldn’t be topped.
Only band who I’d lay out expense and hassle on now would be a Smith reunion and I got a better chance of being PM.
Only band who I’d lay out expense and hassle on now would be a Smith reunion and I got a better chance of being PM.
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
After seeing Stone Roses at Wembley in 2018 I sort of stopped going to gigs cos I thought it couldn’t be topped.
Only band who I’d lay out expense and hassle on now would be a Smith reunion and I got a better chance of being PM.
Only band who I’d lay out expense and hassle on now would be a Smith reunion and I got a better chance of being PM.
Getting wall to wall adverts for ADHD assessments. What’s my algorithm trying to tell me?!
November 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Getting wall to wall adverts for ADHD assessments. What’s my algorithm trying to tell me?!
Ah ending my tradition of watching first ball of the ashes in the doctors mess like I had in 2009/2011/2013/2015/2019/2012/2023
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Ah ending my tradition of watching first ball of the ashes in the doctors mess like I had in 2009/2011/2013/2015/2019/2012/2023
6 months after I got it, I’m finally playing assassins creed shadows.
Elden Ring, doctors strikes and tricky weeks had me on delay.
Elden Ring, doctors strikes and tricky weeks had me on delay.
November 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
6 months after I got it, I’m finally playing assassins creed shadows.
Elden Ring, doctors strikes and tricky weeks had me on delay.
Elden Ring, doctors strikes and tricky weeks had me on delay.
lol the amount of times I got told by the red ties “don’t vote green you’ll let the Tories in” and I voted green anyway and let temu reform in.
November 18, 2025 at 11:09 AM
lol the amount of times I got told by the red ties “don’t vote green you’ll let the Tories in” and I voted green anyway and let temu reform in.
Looks like this fella needs to meet Monsieur Gilles O’Tignes
Excellent and courageous investigative journalism.
The fact that it is (apparently) legal to do this to people is utterly disgusting.
The fact that it is (apparently) legal to do this to people is utterly disgusting.
“It broke my heart, that was my savings towards a new car,” one woman who paid Milne tens of thousands of pounds told us. “He has just wiped me out.”
Who is Andrew Milne - the solicitor sending "very aggressive" letters to Sheffield homeowners?
www.sheffieldtribune.co.uk/a-london-law...
Who is Andrew Milne - the solicitor sending "very aggressive" letters to Sheffield homeowners?
www.sheffieldtribune.co.uk/a-london-law...
November 18, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Looks like this fella needs to meet Monsieur Gilles O’Tignes
Turn out I had enough Helms Deep memes for a whole thread 🤣
It’s doctor strike night shift acting down weekend.
Let the helms deep memes commence!
Let the helms deep memes commence!
November 18, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Turn out I had enough Helms Deep memes for a whole thread 🤣
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
“Scott can we scan your back? Need some examples of deep spaces”
You saying I’m a big back?!
You saying I’m a big back?!
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
“Scott can we scan your back? Need some examples of deep spaces”
You saying I’m a big back?!
You saying I’m a big back?!