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Scott Jegg
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Look, man. I ain't falling for no banana in the tailpipe.
It's why Street View was invented.
January 4, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Probably did want to give you a big head about it.
January 1, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Me too. Didn't get the take up I expected on the gear. Free as well 🤷‍♂️
January 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
This stuck out to me even on the other side of the Atlantic.

"My hero died/all my Christmases came at once"

Gutter-level sincerity and cognitive thought. Self-promo above all
December 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Mine's 'fanny'
December 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Amateur hour
December 28, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Generally non-degree holders who work their way up from the bottom. Sounds about right.
December 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This might actually explain why my Old Fashioneds taste 10x better at home than at actual cocktail bars. The orange is always weird.
December 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Definitely white
December 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Union coffee is lush. Got a 20% discount code if you want it.
December 5, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Him or the book?
December 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
It's fucked. My top 3 genres were Minimal Techno, New Wave and Lullabies.

Listening age? 65.
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM