12/31/25: “Well, that sucked!”
First week of 2026: “Hold my beer!”

“Shelf”

That same year, the fat bear competition was delayed after one of the contestants was killed by another, less-fat bear, which was also captured on livestream).”

#FatBearWeek

“During the summer of 2024, 32 Chunk killed the young cub of reigning fat bear champion 128 Grazer – even though the mama bear fought Chunk in a desperate effort to save the cub. The death was captured on the live cameras. 128 Grazer went on to beat Chunk in the fat bear competition.”

#FatBearWeek

Claims data for holiday weeks are noisy

I’m shocked - Shocked! - that the massive push of online gambling would lead to players shaving points etc

Well, I am getting older… but less likely to get laid

Tonight’s end zone dance

Tonight’s Viking celebratory dance:

He is rizzin’

Keep the con in Chanukah

Keep the kwan in kwanza

Keep the Yule in Yuletide

My wife thought LOL stood for “lots of love”, as in:

Sorry your mom died, LOL

Worst I ever heard (circa 1994): inflation was on first and the Fed was the pitcher trying the keep it from stealing second. Can’t remember which economist said that, but they had a PH.D. Still, cracks me up and makes me want to cry at the same time

Baker’s middle name is “Reagan”, cause his dad was a fan of the ex-president. Just sayin’…

“Animal spirits” are important

This will end poorly

Bitcoin is only worth what people think it is worth. The same could be said about any government-issued currency, such as the dollar, but the government works to ensure the value over time (yes, with some degree of inflation, targeted at around 2%). There’s no such backing with cyber securities.