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Socialist, gardener, immigrant, bookworm,, interested in politics, activism, and all things nerdy.🌈 Free Palestine! 🇸🇩
Live long, and prosper.
Star Trek not Star Wars
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I have bought new slippers and Mishka is utterly creeped out by the squeaky sound of the soles on lino. She won't have anything to do with me or come close till carpet has been reached.
The lino is lava.
#cats
Sure, here is a bulleted description of the image: * A light-brown tabby cat with darker brown stripes sits on a red and white plaid blanket in the center of the image. + The cat is facing the camera with its head slightly turned to the side and its large eyes are looking at something outside the frame. + The cat has a fluffy white chest and a fluffy tail. + It has a short, pointed snout and pointy ears. + The cat has stripes of dark brown fur across its back, sides, and tail. + The cat's front paws and right side paw are visible. * The blanket the cat is lying on is white with a plaid pattern in red and light brown. + The blanket is folded into a long rectangle. + The blanket has fluffy white edges along the top and bottom. * In the background, there is a couch with a white lace curtain with flowers on the back of it. * The curtain has a hole cut out of the middle to fit around a windowsill. * On the windowsill, there are several green plants in pots and a basket of something. * The overall atmosphere suggests a daytime setting with natural light coming through the window behind the plants.
November 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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The ultimate work meeting Bingo sheet
The attached image presents a bingo card, titled **"Wank Word Bingo"**, arranged in a 5 by 5 matrix of white boxes on a black background. The title, centered atop the card, is displayed in a large, black, Calibri font, with emphasis on the words "Wank Word" through the use of bold text. Below the title, the text of the card is presented in a black, Calibri font, creating a visually striking contrast with the white boxes. Although the white background is not visible, a faint, blue-gray background is discernible. The horizontal labels across the top of the card range from **"AT THE END OF THE DAY"** to **"CORE DRIVERS"**. Likewise, the vertical labels, situated between each row, incrementally move from **"REVISIT"** to **"CONTINUOUS IMPROVEMENT"**. A relatively small, black, Times New Roman font text underneath the title contains the instructions: "Do you fall asleep in meetings? Well, here's something that will change all that. I To play: Simply tick off 5 WANK WORDS as you hear them and then shout BINGO!!!" In the very bottom left of the image, a few sentences feature white text against the black background, discussing "testimonials" from readers and their experiences with the game. The first testimonial, consisting of five sentences, appears beneath its own black horizontal box and emphasizes the user's improved focus due to the game's ability to distract them during long meetings. A smaller, black, Times New Roman font is used for the second testimonial, but below it, the second black, bold, Calibri font testimonial takes up two different lines despite spanning the same number of sentences as the first testimonial. After the last line of text, a single set of quotation marks is presented, followed by the phrase "**thanks to 'Wank Words'**". In the lower-left corner of the image, a portion of a website, or computer screen, with black text on a crisp white background is visible.
November 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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a racoon saying I'M gonna steal that
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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So accurate and beautifully said.
The image displays a stylized illustration of a raccoon's face, accompanied by text at the bottom. * **Raccoon's Face** * The raccoon's face is depicted in a light brown tone, with white accents on its nose, cheeks, and forehead. * Its eyes are wide and expressive, with a hint of mischief in their gaze. * The raccoon's mouth is open, revealing a set of sharp teeth. * Its ears are triangular and pointed, adding to its overall appearance of alertness and awareness. * The raccoon's fur is depicted as being thick and fluffy, with a distinctive texture that adds depth to the illustration. * **Text** * Below the raccoon's face, the text "I just wanted you to know... I'm gonna steal that." is written in a simple, yet playful font. * The text is centered and spans the width of the image, drawing the viewer's attention to the raccoon's mischievous intentions. * The use of ellipses after the initial phrase adds a sense of hesitation or uncertainty, implying that the raccoon is having second thoughts about its plan to steal something. * Overall, the text adds a layer of humor and lightheartedness to the image, emphasizing the raccoon's playful and cunning nature. * **Background** * The background of the image is a solid beige color, which provides a clean and neutral backdrop for the raccoon's illustration. * The beige color also helps to highlight the raccoon's features and creates a sense of warmth and coziness. In summary, the image presents a charming and humorous depiction of a raccoon's face, accompanied by a playful and mischievous message. The use of a stylized illustration and a simple, yet effective text, creates a visually appealing and engaging image that is sure to bring a smile to the viewer's face.
November 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Nothing better than being warm and cozy at home during snowmageddon, hot chocolate and a cat...oh and books,movies.....a proper snow day,
The image depicts a cartoon girl sitting comfortably by a large window on a snowy day. In the foreground, the girl is seated on a cushion by the window, dressed in a warm, earth-toned ensemble consisting of a crimson turtleneck sweater, olive green pants, and striped socks. She holds a large yellow mug in her knees, with one leg raised and bent at the knee near the window whilst sipping the beverage. The surrounding wintery environment features several elements, including a potted plant, a pair of slippers, and baked goods on a table decorated with string lights. The background of the image provides a striking atmosphere, with a large window behind the girl, which is partially covered by a red patterned curtain held closed with two large curtain rods fitted with small bulbs, illuminating the scene. The cushion she sits on appears to be part of the flowery designs on the table and window trim. The girl's attire and surroundings suggest a cozy winter scene, inviting the viewer to snuggle up with a warm drink on a chilly day.
November 19, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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Goodnight everyone,may your sleep be comfortable and your morning free of irritations.
What the AI descrition doesn't tell you is that outside the window the world is on fire and burning.Oh well here is the AI description. The image presents a serene and intimate scene of a woman surrounded by plants, typing on a laptop in a dimly lit room. The atmosphere is peaceful, with the woman's focus on her work evident in her posture and expression. * The woman is wearing headphones and has a cat on her lap, which adds to the cozy and relaxing ambiance of the scene. * Her hair is tied back in a ponytail, and she is dressed in casual attire, suggesting a comfortable and relaxed environment. * The laptop is open in front of her, and she is engaged in typing, which implies that she is working or studying. * The plants surrounding her add a touch of natural beauty to the space, creating a sense of calmness and serenity. * The dim lighting in the room enhances the peaceful atmosphere, making the scene feel even more intimate and relaxing. * The overall mood of the image is one of tranquility and focus, as the woman is fully engaged in her work while surrounded by the soothing presence of plants and her feline companion. In summary, the image presents a heartwarming and peaceful scene of a woman working in a cozy environment, surrounded by nature and her beloved pet. The overall mood is one of calmness and focus, inviting the viewer to step into this serene world and relax.
November 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
scottish-rocinante.bsky.social
Finally a word for what happens when I meet music and begin to make movements that are dancelike.
The image is a definition of the word "balter", which is illustrated with a diverse group of people dancing. The word "balter" is prominently displayed in large, bold font, with a lowercase "v" immediately following it. Below the word comes a definition of the word balter, presented in a smaller yet still easily readable black font. The definition reads: "To dance gracelessly, without particular art or skill, but perhaps with some enjoyment." This is marked with a footnote at the bottom of the image, which lists "[MIDDLE ENGLISH]" in small black print. An illustration of a classical dancer in the top-right of the image. The dancer is depicted standing with one leg balanced on toes, and the opposite foot lifted in the air while steady against the back of the kneeling knee. One arm is held up horizontally at the peak of its outward path for weigh force. The dancer grins beneath the nose as if truly enjoying an art his own or not. He is depicted in red, which makes the line out down dark and easy to see. In contrast, all text in this image is black, making the image an interesting yet simple combination of contrasting and similar colors. The background of the image is a greyish-beige color, which provides a subtle and calming backdrop for the definition and illustration.
November 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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4pm and it is almost dark out, time to light a candle and get cozy,
The image is a four-panel comic strip that depicts a humorous conversation about the time. **Panel 1:** The first panel shows a woman looking out of a window, exclaiming "It's pitch-black out!" as she realizes it is midnight. **Panel 2:** The second panel shows the same woman asking her husband "What TIME is it?" and he responds "It's 5:27 p.m." with a confused expression. **Panel 3:** The third panel shows the woman asking her husband "IS IT MIDNIGHT?" and he responds "IT FEELS LIKE MIDNIGHT!" with his hands on his head, indicating his confusion. **Panel 4:** The fourth panel shows both the woman and her husband looking at each other, with the woman's expression showing a mixture of shock and amusement. **Summary:** The comic strip uses wordplay to create a humorous conversation about the time, highlighting the unexpected twist on the typical expectation of what time it is. The use of the same phrase "It's 5:27 p.m." to describe both the literal and figurative meaning of "midnight" adds to the comedic effect. Overall, the comic strip uses a clever play on words to create a lighthearted and amusing scene.
November 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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I woke up past midday and somehow hurt my shoulder/neck while sleeping.Absolute agony and headache,ouch.
How can a human body injure itself while sleeping???
My cats even when ancient appear boneless.
#cats
My cat Lola a grey tabby just woke up and looking grizled. And now for the AI description if you wish to read it: The image features a cat meowing while gazing directly at the camera. The cat is positioned centrally in the frame, with its body angled to the left. Its predominantly brown fur features dark stripes on its back and white fur on its chest and belly. The cat's distinctive markings and glossy fur are visible. The cat's ears are perked up and pointed enabled outward, while its eyes are narrowed, and its mouth is open, revealing pink gums and teeth, with its tongue partially sticking out and its whiskers visible on its face and the sides of its head. The cat is adorned with a pink collar around its neck. In the background, a poster on the wall appears to depict the W.B. Ward House in Greenfield Hill, Connecticut, which partially covers most of the man in the background's silhouette. A series of shadowy silhouettes cut off other parts of the poster from view. Another poster or fabric hangs to the right of the central cat, obstructing the view of the item hiding directly behind the feline. The background image displays vibrant colors, varying reds, pinks, orange, and varying shades of brown. The room is dark, apart from a desk lamp situated on the left side of the image, which provides a warm glow, and a bright green object on the right side of the image, situated at the bottom of the frame.
November 15, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Our Japanese portable bathtub arrived. We are renting and not allowed to have a proper one.
I will have my first bath in ten years.Daughter is currently testing it and then me.So worth it.
The image features a woman situated in a specialized bath tub designed for tiny bathrooms.It is light blue and white in colour and made of silicone and plastic.
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Post someone who looks great in a hat.
The image is a close-up portrait of an older man with glasses and a wide-brimmed hat. The man is centered in the image, and has a short white beard and topped with glasses and a wide-brimmed black hat. He is set against a black backdrop, and is wearing a black turtleneck and a black leather jacket. His head is facing straight forward toward the camera, and he is smiling with his mouth open. The background is dark and blurry, but it appears to be a studio setting, with a black backdrop and a single light source. The overall atmosphere of the image is one of elegance and sophistication, with the man's dignified expression and stylish attire creating a sense of refinement.
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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Yes it is more than more like that and retreating from it is self care.I find myself reading a lot more.
A whimsical cartoon woman is depicted sitting on a windowsill, cradling a warm orange mug as she gazes outside at the snowfall. The young woman, with chin-length red auburn hair and closed eyes, wears a maroon sweater, green pants, pink-and-white striped socks, and pink slippers. Pastel orange curtains filter the light from the window, adorned with small string lights. A potted plant adds a touch of greenery to the right of the woman, while an orange armchair on the left and a pair of fluffy yellow pillow cushions sit near the window on the right, adorned with a few small white triangles simulating Christmas wreaths on the window edge. There is a cover for a French hamper or toy box at the bottom of the image, providing a cozy and inviting atmosphere. The background of the image showcases snowflakes gently falling outside the window, creating a serene and peaceful scene.
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Good morning. toothpaste anyone?
The advertisement for a toothpaste comprising alcohol. The ad for "Whiskey Toothpaste", located in a striped border, consists of a line drawing of the tube of toothpaste, accompanied by large letters reading "WHISKEY" and "Tooth Paste!" in various fonts. In smaller text below the illustration, it reads: "Genuine 6 Proof Stuff SCOTCH • BOURBON Why fight oral hygiene—if it’s there, it’s the good stuff—with the best argument yet for brushing 3 times a day. Two Oz. Tubes flavored with real Scotch or Bourbon. Night-time color on the morning after, Rinse with soda instead of water if you prefer. Per tube pegged $1 Greenland Studios DEPT. HG-114, MJKE 47, BLOCKING." The paper the ad is printed on has a softer tan tone overall.
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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Describe your cat's personality with one photo
A fierce looking kitten is attacking some humans.
November 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Mishka looking shocked after being having been thoroughly groomed and she now smells of baby powder.
Some catnip might help 😂
#cats
Sorry about the floral description the AI is being strange today,so here is the description. The image depicts a vibrant outdoor scene featuring a cat as the central subject. The orange and dark brown tabby cat is reclining on the rugged stone surface, comprising large chunks of rock seemingly embedded in the sandy ground. Its distinguished white muzzle and paws reveal the cat's unique characteristics, which are further accentuated by its mesmerizing patterned fur. In the background, a verdant expanse of fertile land stretches out, dotted with diverse vegetation.Beyond the leafy canopy, a serene body of water is visible, glistening in the soft light of the sky. Above, the blue afternoon sky is adorned with a wispy handful of clouds scattered to the left. The inconspicuous gray watermark in the bottom right corner appears to be written in an elegant yet subtle script font.
November 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Old cat 's muzzle has gone completely white but she is still bossing young cat around.
Molly 17 years The image shows a large, brown cat lying on top of a brown and beige cushion. The cat is lying down, with its head angled towards the camera, revealing its dark, angular eyes. Its fur is a mix of brown, black, and tan hues, with white whiskers on either side of its face. It appears to be relaxed and comfortable on the cushion, which is placed on a gray surface that resembles wood flooring or laminate. In the background, there is a white wall with vertical lines running up to the top. The overall atmosphere of the image suggests a cozy living room or home setting, where the cat is enjoying a quiet moment.
November 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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So anyone now why medevil books have things like this tree she is harvesting?
#history #art
The image presents a medieval-style illustration of two women engaged in an activity, divided into two sections by a white line that runs vertically down the middle. They both appear to be harvesting a tree bearing some rather large penises
November 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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The cat is on to me and the fact that I somehow magically control the red dot.
The image shows a multicolored tabby cat sitting on a red and black leather couch with a tartan blanket laid across the armrest and seat of the couch. The cat sits upright and untilted at the camera and seems to stare down at an unseen object in front of it with its ears pointed. The cat's fur is predominantly strawberry-blonde with black, brown and tabby stripes, and has a predominantly white chest, belly, and front paws, and small white patches on the back of its front legs. Its ears, nose, legs, paws, and the end of its tail are white. The couch is a deep, shiny, red leather, and the tartan blanket is primarily red and black with some black and green checker patterns. In the upper-right-hand corner, behind the cat and couch, are some flowers, a basket, incandescent lighting, and some books artfully displayed on shelves. The features in this image exude a sense of warmth
November 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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What's it like inside your head
The image portrays a whimsical cartoon girl with long, vibrant red hair that cascades down her back, adorned with pigtails that swing freely in exaggerated motion on either side of her headband. The headband, made of soft fabric, is in the shape of a cat's ears, featuring fuzzy crenellations along the edges. At least three cartwheel tufts of long, bushy orange hair are visible at the base of her head, defying gravity as if sticking straight up from her scalp. The girl's large round eyes and rosy cheeks convey a youthful and innocent appearance. She is portrayed in a kneeling position, with her natural knees visible, as she intently focuses on the syllabus or coloring book she is holding. Her outfit consists of a knitted forest green sweater, flared at the wrists and ankles, paired with knee-high socks revealing a hint of golden yellow hue along the top. The vibrant objects and nature in the background suggest the illustration is inspired by a children's book.
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Yey Halloween
The image features a cartoon drawing depicting Santa Claus as he is being attacked by four skeletons clad in black-and-white striped attire. Jack Skellington, the iconic character from the stop-motion animated film "The Nightmare Before Christmas", is shown flailing his arms in motion. Additionally, there is a skeleton in the background donning a coat and a safes. The artist's signature "BCVAD" is clearly visible at the bottom-left of the image, suggesting that this artwork was created during the year 2015. The background of the image complements the Halloween vibe of the scene, characterized by a black wall adorned with a curved archway on the right-hand side. This striking contrast to the golden tones of the floor vividly differentiates between the two distinctly contrasting elements, making a dramatic statement as a whole.
October 31, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Daughter Nr.3 made carved another pumpkin so the neighbours kids will all know where the sweets are.
Its a carved pumpkin and now for the AI description: The image presents a pumpkin with intricate designs and eerie details, illuminated by a red glow. * **Pumpkin Object** + A pumpkin carved with a snake-like pattern. + The pattern features a snake head at the top with an open eye, which is a characteristic of Medusa-inspired designs. + The snake's body flows down the sides of the pumpkin in curved lines, adding to its autumnal aesthetic. * **Lighting** + The entire pumpkin is aglow, but the illusory red-violet light source is likely to be an LED tea light, flashlight, or another small source. + The light’s red hue casts an orange glow over the pumpkin's design, enhancing its eerie atmosphere. * **Background** + The surface upon which the pumpkin rests is dark, with minimal shadowing. + A faintly visible branch or twig, possibly a part of a larger decoration, sits on the top edge of the pumpkin. + A distant blue light, likely the source of artificial illumination, is seen behind some branches. + Beyond that, branches and foliage may be pieces of decorative elements or part of a larger seasonal display. The combination of the Medusa-inspired design and the red-pink light creates an atmosphere of reminiscence, with the image possibly intended to evoke a inner-seasonal aspect of the Hallowe’en spirit.
October 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Good morning all.
The image features a painting of a woman in a provocative pose, openly displaying her body. The topless woman is reclining on a circular, red fabric set inside a wooden frame that is visible behind her head.
October 29, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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Daughter Nr.3 has loved Halloween since she was little and is also getting quiet good at pumpkin carving,this is the second one and it looks really cool.
Grinning pumpkin
October 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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I find clearpay useful to bridge the days when my money runs out and I always repay in full. But the way they are spamming me with extra flexible payments for Christmas is pissing me off.
And they even pre-selected my likely gifts, WTF.
Felling grumpY today.
This is the picture of a Scottish wildcat in the snow looking grumpy,but no worries,its like they always look.Ok and now for the AI image description.: The image depicts a close-up of a cat's head and shoulders, placed on a light-colored surface composed of stones, with snow-covered grass in the background. The cat's fur is predominantly brown with dark stripes down its back, reaching as far as its tan-stained nose. Its green eyes are pale, almond-shaped, and have black pupils. The top right and left corners of the photo show its pointy ears. Its nose is pink with brown streaks, and its fangs are hard and white. Its long white whiskers almost reach the stone's edge to the furthest left and right. The grass is light green and dotted with gray stones. The stones are textured and are roughly the same size. Parts of the grass are covered in a light dusting of snow. Overall, the cat is the main focus of the image, and is positioned in the foreground. The background is blurred, which emphasizes the cat. The image has a natural outdoor atmosphere and appears to be a daytime setting based on the light and beautiful snow.
October 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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Eating half a jar of
is a bad, bad idea.
I really wish I hadn't done this again
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The image shows a container of marshmallow fluff, a popular dessert topping made from refined corn syrup, sugar, dried egg whites, and vanilla. The white plastic bottle has a blue rectangular label with the word "Marshmallow" in white text at the top and a white illustration of a marshmallow drizzling appeared. The word "fluff" appears in bold dark blue letters below. A red cap sits at the top of the bottle. The background is a solid white indicating that this may be a product photo.
October 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM