Oh hey…happy Birthday. Do you and Johnny Taylor Jr. have the same birthday?

Some guy walk out of the shadows:
“Hey man, you ever tried Soma…”

You really really really need to make that into a t-shirt.

OMD…..Open Mic Disorder not to mistaken with Orchestral Maneuvers in the Dark.
They are very different.

I never thought of it like that. But yes.

Day after Valentine’s Day is always the best holiday.

“Gay and rights” just search “Trans” and cut it out.

Really…this would be laughable if it wasn’t for so much hate…

How is duck duck go

Welcome to the Mirror Universe. Enjoy your complementary swag bag which includes:
- A signed copy of mein kampf
- A signed copy of the Art of the Deal
-Axe premium body spray either Purple Patchouli or Aqua Bergamot
- A torn up copy of the constitution
- Rice-a-Roni the San Francisco treat

I mean…..it’s pretty black and white.

Shopping time!

Yeah that happens to me last week. To be clear not at your show…your show was awesome.

In today’s world more than ever everyone needs a book about punching Nazis in the face.

I don’t have 23 friends
But…
My wife has a lot more than me and we want to share your wise words with all of them for their birthdays.

Wife and I watched it. Really good show!