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Scott Hartley
@scotthartley.bsky.social
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Organic chemist at Miami University (the one in Ohio). Views my own, of course.

Mastodon: @hartley@mas.to
Website: www.hartleygroup.org
Blog: blog.hartleygroup.org

ORCID: https://orcid.org/0000-0002-5997-6169
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If anyone needs me, my new hobby is reading AI summaries of Amazon reviews for mediocre whoopee cushions.

In this case, opinions are “mixed” on the sound quality.
AI summary of whoopee cushion reviews on Amazon: Customers find the product fun for kids and well worth the laugh. They mention it's a great idea for parties and keeps them engaged with family for hours. However, some customers have reported issues with durability, seam quality, and hole size. They also say it's hard to inflate and doesn't hold air. Opinions are mixed on the sound quality, with some finding it awesome and perfect, while others say there is no farting sound.
November 23, 2024 at 1:04 PM
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Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
Photograph of Olympic National Park, showing a road in the foreground winding into a background of distant mountains.
November 17, 2024 at 4:34 AM
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Well, the AIs seem to have irony figured out.
AI summary of Amazon reviews, including “They also appreciate the writing quality, describing it as well-written and eloquently.”
October 19, 2024 at 11:50 AM
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Reskeet with an animal picture you took that could be an album cover
Photo of a dog lying in sunlight from a window.
February 3, 2024 at 1:58 PM
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Meh. Boring, but expected.
Moral alignment test showing lawful good
January 23, 2024 at 11:22 AM
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This the the greatest graph that has ever been made.
Image from the National Dog Show broadcast with a graphic using dog’s faces as bars.
November 23, 2023 at 11:03 PM
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Search drinks on your camera roll
Dog lying on the floor with a bottle of champagne.
October 6, 2023 at 10:11 AM
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This can came out of the box completely clean, sealed, and 100% empty. I assume I get to inherit the factory now or something.
Photo of a ginger ale can that came empty.
September 22, 2023 at 2:00 AM
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Reskeet a picture of the very first video game you can remember playing.
Screenshot of the game Combat! for the Atari 2600.
September 4, 2023 at 1:55 AM