My 6-year-old son saw Nate Burleson on TV and thought it was Jack Skellington.
January 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My 6-year-old son saw Nate Burleson on TV and thought it was Jack Skellington.
Am I the only one who thinks it’s weird Eli has his dad in his phone as “ARCHIE MANNING” instead of just as “Dad”?
January 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Am I the only one who thinks it’s weird Eli has his dad in his phone as “ARCHIE MANNING” instead of just as “Dad”?
Advertise your account with one Simpsons image
January 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Advertise your account with one Simpsons image
I keep watching ESPN, looking for coverage on my fantasy football championship, but all they keep talking about is how brave my opponent was for not opting out of the game. 🤷🏼♂️
December 30, 2024 at 4:21 PM
I keep watching ESPN, looking for coverage on my fantasy football championship, but all they keep talking about is how brave my opponent was for not opting out of the game. 🤷🏼♂️
Yeah, I fully acknowledge that drinking soda at 8:30 in the morning is weird, but it’s literally half the price of orange juice so 🤷🏼♂️
December 18, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Yeah, I fully acknowledge that drinking soda at 8:30 in the morning is weird, but it’s literally half the price of orange juice so 🤷🏼♂️
Hoping HR approves my request…
December 10, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Hoping HR approves my request…
I am Beyoncé, always.
December 7, 2024 at 7:59 PM
I am Beyoncé, always.
And I guess the owl can become a unicorn now?
(Seems like a goat would make more sense in this situation.)
(Seems like a goat would make more sense in this situation.)
December 5, 2024 at 1:59 PM
And I guess the owl can become a unicorn now?
(Seems like a goat would make more sense in this situation.)
(Seems like a goat would make more sense in this situation.)
Duolingo cartoons are starting to get a little too graphic.
December 5, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Duolingo cartoons are starting to get a little too graphic.
I enjoy having fun with a wrong number text, especially when I’m confident is a scammer.
December 3, 2024 at 10:23 PM
I enjoy having fun with a wrong number text, especially when I’m confident is a scammer.
Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent free
December 2, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent free
Time to watch Bennington High School win their fourth straight state championship (hopefully)!
November 27, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Time to watch Bennington High School win their fourth straight state championship (hopefully)!
Well … at least they can say they are definitely not a Trojan horse.
November 26, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Well … at least they can say they are definitely not a Trojan horse.
He knows what time it is.
November 24, 2024 at 3:10 AM
He knows what time it is.
My updated #CollegeFootballPlayoff dashboard. Check out the week-by-week look at CFP Rankings for this season (or any season with the season filter): public.tableau.com/app/profile/... #dataviz
November 22, 2024 at 3:55 AM
My updated #CollegeFootballPlayoff dashboard. Check out the week-by-week look at CFP Rankings for this season (or any season with the season filter): public.tableau.com/app/profile/... #dataviz
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
November 20, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
A gift from my children
November 20, 2024 at 2:29 AM
A gift from my children
The White Sox just had the worst season in modern baseball history (and no signs of big improvement in 2025), and they are worried about having to compete against Crochet in the future???
Just trade him to whoever offers the most. We won’t be competitive for a good long while anyway.
Just trade him to whoever offers the most. We won’t be competitive for a good long while anyway.
November 19, 2024 at 4:22 PM
The White Sox just had the worst season in modern baseball history (and no signs of big improvement in 2025), and they are worried about having to compete against Crochet in the future???
Just trade him to whoever offers the most. We won’t be competitive for a good long while anyway.
Just trade him to whoever offers the most. We won’t be competitive for a good long while anyway.
My nephew got his first phone and just started texting me like we were picking up an unfinished conversation without even mentioning who it is.
It confused me at first, but ultimately I respect the confidence.
It confused me at first, but ultimately I respect the confidence.
November 18, 2024 at 2:47 AM
My nephew got his first phone and just started texting me like we were picking up an unfinished conversation without even mentioning who it is.
It confused me at first, but ultimately I respect the confidence.
It confused me at first, but ultimately I respect the confidence.
My #CollegeFootballPlayoff Rankings dashboard has been updated.
You can look at the week-by-week view of the rankings of any season during the CFP era.
public.tableau.com/app/profile/...
#DataViz #CFP
You can look at the week-by-week view of the rankings of any season during the CFP era.
public.tableau.com/app/profile/...
#DataViz #CFP
November 13, 2024 at 6:11 PM
My #CollegeFootballPlayoff Rankings dashboard has been updated.
You can look at the week-by-week view of the rankings of any season during the CFP era.
public.tableau.com/app/profile/...
#DataViz #CFP
You can look at the week-by-week view of the rankings of any season during the CFP era.
public.tableau.com/app/profile/...
#DataViz #CFP
These ads upset me, but only because it seems like whoever is playing the game is genuinely bad at it.
November 12, 2024 at 6:28 PM
These ads upset me, but only because it seems like whoever is playing the game is genuinely bad at it.
This is the look of a man who has lost 5 games in a row.
November 10, 2024 at 7:10 AM
This is the look of a man who has lost 5 games in a row.
Here's a #CollegeFootballPlayoff dashboard I've been working on.
Yes, 2024 isn't much to look at right now, BUT you can look back at the previous years of the CFP (since 2014). It's interesting to look at the paths of the top 12 teams in recent years.
public.tableau.com/app/profile/...
Yes, 2024 isn't much to look at right now, BUT you can look back at the previous years of the CFP (since 2014). It's interesting to look at the paths of the top 12 teams in recent years.
public.tableau.com/app/profile/...
November 8, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Here's a #CollegeFootballPlayoff dashboard I've been working on.
Yes, 2024 isn't much to look at right now, BUT you can look back at the previous years of the CFP (since 2014). It's interesting to look at the paths of the top 12 teams in recent years.
public.tableau.com/app/profile/...
Yes, 2024 isn't much to look at right now, BUT you can look back at the previous years of the CFP (since 2014). It's interesting to look at the paths of the top 12 teams in recent years.
public.tableau.com/app/profile/...
FitBit has dared me not to take another step today.
October 3, 2023 at 9:40 PM
FitBit has dared me not to take another step today.