An orbital strike from a blacked out mecha lion? My zoids fantasy is coming true!

Oh, that one's ninja trained? Why the hell not!

Sure, cool, evil whale god. Got it.

BTW of anyone tells you cleaning up blood is easy, they're lying. That shit gets everywhere. I even found a little blood spray on my monitor.

Oh damn, still playing TV the RPG ❤️

JFC no please.

Welcome!

Now there are better weapons for specific situations, or more expensive ones, or ones that work better when augmented by other equipment, but "long sharp stick" is a really dominant weapon form that needs more respect put on its name.
Spears were "default" in war historically.
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-They're pretty easy to make (again, comparatively) and a basic one is relatively cheap.
-We've been using them since the dawn of time since our body mechanics work great with them.
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You're not. Spears are just great and are kind of the king of weapons.
-They take (comparatively) little time to train with.
-You can poke your opponent before they poke you.
-They work great in formations, even relatively untrained ones.
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