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Arts, culture, North East, NUFC, Dylan, Dan, Design. Aspiring functioning adult.
Quite frankly, *sensational* stuff from @memecastleunited.bsky.social on Instagram. Songs from The Bigg Market 😭

Didn’t realise Tino was Curt Smith incarnate until now
November 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
That’s some 18th birthday party tbf
September 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Same energy, new meme format #NUFC
September 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Nothing to see here
September 3, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Jealous Jeff. Got back from Barca a week ago, take me back!
August 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
August 30, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Jamie Reuben on improving the team ahead of the end of the window… #NUFC
August 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
August 25, 2025 at 8:47 AM
@footballcliches.bsky.social found this article on potential new sponsors for Newcastle. And “the stout beer giants” being used as a second mention for Guinness is phenomenal.
August 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Best manager we’ve ever had 🖤🤍

#NUFC
August 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
For those who are so inclined. New Football Manager teaser just dropped 👀‼️
August 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I see someone picked up the press release…

The PR game in football as been so transparent this summer it’s unreal
August 7, 2025 at 8:38 AM
On a NUFC transfer saga note: if there was ever any doubt that the biggest transfer accounts are on the payroll of the ‘big clubs’ just read the last sentence below. Why do they want to push that angle if not purely because they’ve been asked by LFC. Just a weird thing to put in there otherwise
July 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I’d be _ok_ with £30m, but anymore with only a year on his deal and him turning 29 in September and its a bit rich for me.

However you can’t argue with his record, and would free up money for other positions if Spurs don’t come in and we get gazumped again
July 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
July 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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July 16, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I've gone down a rabbit hole, but in true @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social fashion here's some freshly translated bollocks™️ from German publication Bild...
July 16, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Aye, what Julian Laurens said…

www.espn.co.uk/football/sto...
July 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
July 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Take me to this bar immediately.

‘Drink Steely Dan cocktails all night long, and die behind the wheel’

Credit @baddantakes.bsky.social
June 7, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Lovely day for a great turnout 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
April 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Big 3 points today. Awkward as expected but the lads kept plugging away. Ipswich fans a credit to them. 4 games left, keep going lads!
April 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
What’s going on in the Palace Bournemouth game??
April 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
@footballcliches.bsky.social one for the adjudication panel for you and an update from Newcastle press conference corner where Jason Tindall faced the press as Eddie Howe is ill. And it comes as no surprise to anyone that he’s got a solid Lampardian transition in his locker…
April 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Among my many favourite bits…

The lads LOVE it man.

TOON TOON
March 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM