Scott E. Pond
@scottepond.bsky.social
Creative jack of all trades: art, graphic design, photography, writing, etc. If it deals with creativity, I've become its master...
Also, cheese is my master, and it is gouda.
Also, cheese is my master, and it is gouda.
Doing my third? fourth? rewatch of Stargate SG1 and just it the two-fer season 7 ep 18/19 called HEROES. I completely forgot about this one and am sitting here with the waterworks. The deaths of good main characters always hit me hard. Damn.
July 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Doing my third? fourth? rewatch of Stargate SG1 and just it the two-fer season 7 ep 18/19 called HEROES. I completely forgot about this one and am sitting here with the waterworks. The deaths of good main characters always hit me hard. Damn.
"Some people are going to leave a mark on this world, while others will leave a stain."
- Eleanor Roosevelt
- Eleanor Roosevelt
June 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"Some people are going to leave a mark on this world, while others will leave a stain."
- Eleanor Roosevelt
- Eleanor Roosevelt
With mommy and daddy fighting so bitterly, I assume that no one is gonna see any DOGE kick back stimulus checks… except for the multimillionaires and billionaires? You know… per their plan all along?
#Sarcasm
#NoOneWasGettingADamnCheck
#Sarcasm
#NoOneWasGettingADamnCheck
June 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
With mommy and daddy fighting so bitterly, I assume that no one is gonna see any DOGE kick back stimulus checks… except for the multimillionaires and billionaires? You know… per their plan all along?
#Sarcasm
#NoOneWasGettingADamnCheck
#Sarcasm
#NoOneWasGettingADamnCheck
Gosh, I sure hope Hillbilly Guyliner gets to go back to live with his true people after the divorce.
#BanjoPlays #DingaDingDing
#BanjoPlays #DingaDingDing
June 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Gosh, I sure hope Hillbilly Guyliner gets to go back to live with his true people after the divorce.
#BanjoPlays #DingaDingDing
#BanjoPlays #DingaDingDing
At this point in this timeline, we were supposed to have jetpacks, flying cars, world peace, and universal celebration of individual differences.
Instead we have a bunch of hateful, ignorant f*ckers who want to screw people over instead of lifting them up.
Instead we have a bunch of hateful, ignorant f*ckers who want to screw people over instead of lifting them up.
May 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
At this point in this timeline, we were supposed to have jetpacks, flying cars, world peace, and universal celebration of individual differences.
Instead we have a bunch of hateful, ignorant f*ckers who want to screw people over instead of lifting them up.
Instead we have a bunch of hateful, ignorant f*ckers who want to screw people over instead of lifting them up.
Baby goat sleepover… that’s when you know you’re doing it right.
April 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Baby goat sleepover… that’s when you know you’re doing it right.
I truly hope every single one of you has the day, week, month, and year you voted for. X1000
May you reap the hope and love… or the pain and horror… that you wished upon others.
#FAFO
May you reap the hope and love… or the pain and horror… that you wished upon others.
#FAFO
April 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I truly hope every single one of you has the day, week, month, and year you voted for. X1000
May you reap the hope and love… or the pain and horror… that you wished upon others.
#FAFO
May you reap the hope and love… or the pain and horror… that you wished upon others.
#FAFO
To the writer type-type-typing away at this story with evil glee: feel free to send us back to the other timeline anytime. Or at least write in some timely epiphanies for some of these fools.
March 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
To the writer type-type-typing away at this story with evil glee: feel free to send us back to the other timeline anytime. Or at least write in some timely epiphanies for some of these fools.
This timeline is the dumbest effing timeline ever… full of willfully ignorant, doppelgängers of friends and family I knew in the previous timeline.
March 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
This timeline is the dumbest effing timeline ever… full of willfully ignorant, doppelgängers of friends and family I knew in the previous timeline.
Dammit.
I woke up sexy as hell again.
Why me?
I woke up sexy as hell again.
Why me?
March 12, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Dammit.
I woke up sexy as hell again.
Why me?
I woke up sexy as hell again.
Why me?
Mother BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP insomnia.
March 10, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Mother BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP insomnia.
“Not everyone gets a happy ending.”
- Famous last words… at the massage parlor
- Famous last words… at the massage parlor
March 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
“Not everyone gets a happy ending.”
- Famous last words… at the massage parlor
- Famous last words… at the massage parlor
I really really really really really hate transitioning from third shift back to first shift. This effing insomnia is freaking crazy.
March 9, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I really really really really really hate transitioning from third shift back to first shift. This effing insomnia is freaking crazy.
I swear, pixies must be real.
Every time I go to look for a screwdriver, it’s the wrong type. If I want a flat head, all I find are Phillips heads. If I want to Phillips head, all I find our flat heads.
F*cking fae tricksters.
Every time I go to look for a screwdriver, it’s the wrong type. If I want a flat head, all I find are Phillips heads. If I want to Phillips head, all I find our flat heads.
F*cking fae tricksters.
March 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I swear, pixies must be real.
Every time I go to look for a screwdriver, it’s the wrong type. If I want a flat head, all I find are Phillips heads. If I want to Phillips head, all I find our flat heads.
F*cking fae tricksters.
Every time I go to look for a screwdriver, it’s the wrong type. If I want a flat head, all I find are Phillips heads. If I want to Phillips head, all I find our flat heads.
F*cking fae tricksters.
I think it should be everyone’s goal to develop a standard “final word” that you can memorize and then cryptically mutter with your dying breath.
I think mine is gonna be, “Dammit, now I’ll never be able to paint that pickle train.”
I think mine is gonna be, “Dammit, now I’ll never be able to paint that pickle train.”
March 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I think it should be everyone’s goal to develop a standard “final word” that you can memorize and then cryptically mutter with your dying breath.
I think mine is gonna be, “Dammit, now I’ll never be able to paint that pickle train.”
I think mine is gonna be, “Dammit, now I’ll never be able to paint that pickle train.”
“Liar liar pants on fire.”
Dear Lord, if that saying was true, there would be a f*cking inferno raging right now and a lot of screaming from a burning alpha-wannabe.
Dear Lord, if that saying was true, there would be a f*cking inferno raging right now and a lot of screaming from a burning alpha-wannabe.
March 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
“Liar liar pants on fire.”
Dear Lord, if that saying was true, there would be a f*cking inferno raging right now and a lot of screaming from a burning alpha-wannabe.
Dear Lord, if that saying was true, there would be a f*cking inferno raging right now and a lot of screaming from a burning alpha-wannabe.
To be clear: Those who demand that English becomes the official language of the United States are the same people who don't know the difference between there, their, and they're, or between your and you’re.
March 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
To be clear: Those who demand that English becomes the official language of the United States are the same people who don't know the difference between there, their, and they're, or between your and you’re.
Remember: You can’t spell “hatred” without “red hat”.
February 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Remember: You can’t spell “hatred” without “red hat”.
The landslide is now churning down the mountainside heading for the ignorant little Village of America… and it’s picking up speed.
February 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The landslide is now churning down the mountainside heading for the ignorant little Village of America… and it’s picking up speed.
Just so we’re very clear: we are in the opening scene of the movie where they are explaining how the apocalypse happened. It’s no longer a “what-if” scenario. It’s happening. Right now.
We are all just inconsequential background actors in this travesty that is unfolding.
We are all just inconsequential background actors in this travesty that is unfolding.
February 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Just so we’re very clear: we are in the opening scene of the movie where they are explaining how the apocalypse happened. It’s no longer a “what-if” scenario. It’s happening. Right now.
We are all just inconsequential background actors in this travesty that is unfolding.
We are all just inconsequential background actors in this travesty that is unfolding.
The only drawback in revisiting old friends by rereading a favorite book is having to relive the tragic parts and end up wet eyed again. 
February 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The only drawback in revisiting old friends by rereading a favorite book is having to relive the tragic parts and end up wet eyed again. 
I’m pretty sure this is why I could never be a hand model… despite having damn sexy hands.
#FinalRenovations #StraightStretch
#FinalRenovations #StraightStretch
February 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I’m pretty sure this is why I could never be a hand model… despite having damn sexy hands.
#FinalRenovations #StraightStretch
#FinalRenovations #StraightStretch
Re-listening to Jim Butcher’s “Battle Ground” and I am almost to THAT chapter. Not sure if I am emotionally capable of making it through it today. #IfYouKnowYouKnow.
February 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Re-listening to Jim Butcher’s “Battle Ground” and I am almost to THAT chapter. Not sure if I am emotionally capable of making it through it today. #IfYouKnowYouKnow.
Mo-Rons… from sea to shining sea.
February 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Mo-Rons… from sea to shining sea.
Any brainless idiot can destroy… it takes a concerted effort to create.
January 31, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Any brainless idiot can destroy… it takes a concerted effort to create.