I think I’m going to start covering my face in bronzer with a really bad combover. Some people seem to dig it and I need to get my grift on.

And if anyone asks for details, I’ll get back to them in two weeks.

P.S. If any of your close friends did this, you would ridicule them and call it out.

Do you need to be liberal to not like Nazis or Nazi sympathizers? What are libertarian and MAGA thoughts on this? Why are people giving Elon a pass?

He’s professes to be the smartest person alive. So why make such derogatory, hateful sign in public?

My Old Ass is a fantastic movie.
Whimsical and emotionally appealing. My heart goes out to Aubrey Plaza. Catch it on @amazonprime.bsky.social.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (5/5)

Wonder Wonderland in Atlanta!

That FROM ending with the man in yellow was wicked. Bummer we gotta wait until 2026 for season 4. Might start rewatching for clues.

Me watching Beetlejuice 2 for the third time after an edible and realizing I have already watched this. #Beatlejuice2 #BeetlejuiceBeetlejuice

Chelsea is too extra this season of Selling Sunset. She’s giving conspiracy theorist on how to behave. #SellingSunset

Me watching this fight tonight. #PaulTyson

Where my Agatha Harkness fans at? Is everyone missing this bitch? #AgathaAllAlong #AgathaHarkness

Me reacting to Tori Kelly singing our National Anthem at the Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul event. #PaulTyson

The broadcast tonight.

Me showing up to @bsky.app and posting on tonight’s boxing match like I’ve been watching it for years. #PaulTyson #BlueSky

This bro can’t hear anything and is speaking gibberish. #PaulTyson

I think Roy took an edible before coming out to commentate. #PaulTyson