Scottacular
@scottcrates.bsky.social
Soros-funded lost soul from the Twitterverse prone to typos. Currently drowning in disbelief.
Good morning from Cabo
November 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Good morning from Cabo
Not $1.99.
Thanks, Trump!
Thanks, Trump!
September 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Not $1.99.
Thanks, Trump!
Thanks, Trump!
More of my hair got raptured.
September 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
More of my hair got raptured.
I don’t know what’s funnier, believing there’s a heaven called Valhalla for Nordic Warriors or that this guys thinks he’ll get in.
September 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I don’t know what’s funnier, believing there’s a heaven called Valhalla for Nordic Warriors or that this guys thinks he’ll get in.
Grandpa Dum Dum is upset that museums don’t have enough stuff about…
*checks notes*
…the future.
*checks notes*
…the future.
August 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Grandpa Dum Dum is upset that museums don’t have enough stuff about…
*checks notes*
…the future.
*checks notes*
…the future.
These two things may be related.
August 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
These two things may be related.
These numbers were not meant to go together.
August 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
These numbers were not meant to go together.
Howdy from North Michigan!
July 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Howdy from North Michigan!
I call this “Scott goes running and makes an Angry Bunny”
July 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I call this “Scott goes running and makes an Angry Bunny”
My tiddy sweat puts on a happy face.
July 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
My tiddy sweat puts on a happy face.
🎶 If you’re weak or unhappy, clap your hands 🎶
👏 👏 👏
👏 👏 👏
June 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
🎶 If you’re weak or unhappy, clap your hands 🎶
👏 👏 👏
👏 👏 👏
My last last day in Florence, Italy, in front of The Duomo at sunset.
I could have lived in this moment for eternity.
(Sound up)
I could have lived in this moment for eternity.
(Sound up)
June 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
My last last day in Florence, Italy, in front of The Duomo at sunset.
I could have lived in this moment for eternity.
(Sound up)
I could have lived in this moment for eternity.
(Sound up)
Heading home from Italy. Major pouting going on.
May 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Heading home from Italy. Major pouting going on.
I’m now officially an Italian gourmet chef, bitches.
May 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I’m now officially an Italian gourmet chef, bitches.
If they wouldn’t have overspent on the rabbit painting, they wouldn’t have run out of chair money.
May 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
If they wouldn’t have overspent on the rabbit painting, they wouldn’t have run out of chair money.
You also absolutely must see The Duomo. Stunning.
May 29, 2025 at 11:12 AM
You also absolutely must see The Duomo. Stunning.
If there is one work of art that you must see in person, it is David. The size and detail is breathtaking. Truly.
May 29, 2025 at 9:50 AM
If there is one work of art that you must see in person, it is David. The size and detail is breathtaking. Truly.
God I love this place. More beauty and joy from Florence, Italy.
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
May 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
God I love this place. More beauty and joy from Florence, Italy.
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
The streets of Florence are magical.
May 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The streets of Florence are magical.
The other direction
May 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The other direction
Ponte Vecchio bridge in Florence.
May 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Ponte Vecchio bridge in Florence.
It’s nice to have a drinking fountain in my hotel room but weird place to put it.
May 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
It’s nice to have a drinking fountain in my hotel room but weird place to put it.