Scott Brander
@scottbrander.bsky.social
Sometimes I just want to give it all up & become a handsome billionaire.
Accident-prone papercut survivor.
Easily distrac.
Please stop asking me for nude photos.
Accident-prone papercut survivor.
Easily distrac.
Please stop asking me for nude photos.
Ah, but how did you know who it was? Are we talking sheet again? 😄
August 2, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Ah, but how did you know who it was? Are we talking sheet again? 😄
I always pee in the swimming pool and got asked never to use the top diving board again. 😔
July 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I always pee in the swimming pool and got asked never to use the top diving board again. 😔
Please come back to Viz, Christina, and I’m still wondering if we’ll get married as a result of me reading your letters.
May 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Please come back to Viz, Christina, and I’m still wondering if we’ll get married as a result of me reading your letters.
It’s like the blue tick accounts all have something in common 🤔
March 14, 2025 at 8:46 AM
It’s like the blue tick accounts all have something in common 🤔
I’m forever typing screenshot with an “i” for the same reason.
March 14, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I’m forever typing screenshot with an “i” for the same reason.