Scott Ahearn
scottahearn.bsky.social
Scott Ahearn
@scottahearn.bsky.social
Actor, musician, linguist, historian, animal lover and mocker of bullies. I will never understand how it didn't end on that escalator. 💙🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸
I want to see him do 3. Of anything.
August 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Clearly the takeaway is that meetings have historically had really uncomfortable seating.
July 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Is this one of those "Price Is Right" Guess the Order of the Digits kind of games?
April 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Insider trading.
April 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
But that's the thing, he cried rigged, and EVERY accusation of his is a confession.
April 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
It's the only dirt Muskrat could have on him, such that Drumpf would let him steal so much spotlight and power. Literally nothing else would embarrass FOTUS enough to give the spotlight away like that.
April 3, 2025 at 5:05 AM
"Mr. Stone, is this you?"
April 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
"Mr Stone, why did you perform in this scene?"
April 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
"Witch swimming was the practice of tying up and dunking the accused into a body of water to determine whether they sink or float. Sinking to the bottom indicated that the accused was innocent while floating indicated a guilty verdict." --Nathan Dorn, Evidence in 17th-cent English Witchcraft Trials
March 22, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Except, of course, Trump can declassify things with his mind.
March 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
"Where's your long, rubbery red tie with Scotch tape on the back and your frumpy suit jacket? Have you no sense of the dignity of this office?"
March 1, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Reposted by Scott Ahearn
February 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Didn't realize they came right out and phrased it that way!
February 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Ways and Means was told to "increase the deficit"?
February 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM