Scottage
@scottage.me
(he/him) Just a dude reluctantly working in I.T.
Likes to play some games, read some books, and is generally a nerd.
Likes to play some games, read some books, and is generally a nerd.
Just add a magnetic ring to the back to attach it to your phone, for the ultimate in mobile entertainment!
December 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Just add a magnetic ring to the back to attach it to your phone, for the ultimate in mobile entertainment!
Is this just for hobbyists, or will I get a certification that I can add to my résumé?
December 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Is this just for hobbyists, or will I get a certification that I can add to my résumé?
Seymour Butts? Why would an elderly dog from New York City be in a bar in Springfield?
December 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Seymour Butts? Why would an elderly dog from New York City be in a bar in Springfield?
Of all the messages that go back and forth at my office, that would still be one of the most coherent ones. I'd just call it a win and start my vacation.
December 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Of all the messages that go back and forth at my office, that would still be one of the most coherent ones. I'd just call it a win and start my vacation.
Ernie looks like a 50-year-old man who has aged unreasonably well.
December 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Ernie looks like a 50-year-old man who has aged unreasonably well.
I initially did think this was a bad idea, but you may have changed my mind with point #2.
December 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I initially did think this was a bad idea, but you may have changed my mind with point #2.
Before or after the potion?
December 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Before or after the potion?
If it's extra sticky brittle, you might extract more than just the two. Free bonus dentistry!
December 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
If it's extra sticky brittle, you might extract more than just the two. Free bonus dentistry!
Exactly. For a certain class of person, the economy is going better than it ever has before, and the future looks even brighter.
99.9% of us aren't in that class, but Trump can't even imagine caring about those lowly people.
99.9% of us aren't in that class, but Trump can't even imagine caring about those lowly people.
December 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Exactly. For a certain class of person, the economy is going better than it ever has before, and the future looks even brighter.
99.9% of us aren't in that class, but Trump can't even imagine caring about those lowly people.
99.9% of us aren't in that class, but Trump can't even imagine caring about those lowly people.
We poupon our sandwiches.
December 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
We poupon our sandwiches.
Hegseth is that kid who got his thrills by burning ants to death with a magnifying glass, except when he got caught at it, someone took away his magnifying glass and handed him the world's largest military to play with instead.
December 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Hegseth is that kid who got his thrills by burning ants to death with a magnifying glass, except when he got caught at it, someone took away his magnifying glass and handed him the world's largest military to play with instead.
I do exactly that in real life, so this "glitch" just feels like a relatable character trait to me.
November 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I do exactly that in real life, so this "glitch" just feels like a relatable character trait to me.
If I overlook his dogshit personality and judge him only by his dogshit policies, that'll make him look better?
November 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
If I overlook his dogshit personality and judge him only by his dogshit policies, that'll make him look better?
Of course ICE attracts that kind of person. If you're someone who enjoys abusing children, the ability to also just make them disappear is one hell of a job perk.
November 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Of course ICE attracts that kind of person. If you're someone who enjoys abusing children, the ability to also just make them disappear is one hell of a job perk.
In French cuisine, I believe it's called beurre de gaine.
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
In French cuisine, I believe it's called beurre de gaine.
"Boot-edge-edge" sounds like Donny's trying to beatbox a waltz.
November 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
"Boot-edge-edge" sounds like Donny's trying to beatbox a waltz.
Why would I waste a perfectly good sandwich on those assholes?
And yes, for the purposes of insulting ICE, I am considering a Subway sandwich to be perfectly good.
And yes, for the purposes of insulting ICE, I am considering a Subway sandwich to be perfectly good.
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Why would I waste a perfectly good sandwich on those assholes?
And yes, for the purposes of insulting ICE, I am considering a Subway sandwich to be perfectly good.
And yes, for the purposes of insulting ICE, I am considering a Subway sandwich to be perfectly good.
If she's going through something, I hope it's that laser hallway from the first Resident Evil movie. Or the one from Cube, I'm not picky.
November 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
If she's going through something, I hope it's that laser hallway from the first Resident Evil movie. Or the one from Cube, I'm not picky.
And anyone who knows Granny Weatherwax can confirm the opposite is also true.
November 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
And anyone who knows Granny Weatherwax can confirm the opposite is also true.
Saying the Republicans "chose" this still feels like it's wildly underselling the situation. It wasn't just a choice. They fought tooth-and-nail for this, they currently have the government shut down for this, they've been pouring their efforts into making this exact thing happen for a decade.
November 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Saying the Republicans "chose" this still feels like it's wildly underselling the situation. It wasn't just a choice. They fought tooth-and-nail for this, they currently have the government shut down for this, they've been pouring their efforts into making this exact thing happen for a decade.
I think that's what Nightmare Before Christmas is for, to ease you from one big holiday into the next.
November 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I think that's what Nightmare Before Christmas is for, to ease you from one big holiday into the next.
I don't think there's anyone left who doesn't think Trump is in the Epstein files. The dividing line now is just if you're a person who considers that a problem, or if you don't.
October 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I don't think there's anyone left who doesn't think Trump is in the Epstein files. The dividing line now is just if you're a person who considers that a problem, or if you don't.
Is this a remake of The Telltale Heart?
October 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Is this a remake of The Telltale Heart?