This might be the most specific open-ended request I’ve ever heard. And it sounds amazing.

Being a soda connoisseur (read: “sugar addict”) I’ve seen it around a few places. Rocket Fizz in Alexandria I remember for sure!

Also I’m partial to a purple (grape soda) cow!

Well I can tell it’s not leaving my brain anytime soon.

Holy shit, it’s been a long time since I’ve heard that jingle…

The crossover sequels write themselves…

vs Scott Pilgrim
vs Ferrari
vs Tucker & Dale
vs Joe and/or the Volcano
…

What @itsjorsh.bsky.social said. This is awesome and makes me feel like the web that made me want to make things for the web a long time ago!

That’s definitely frustrating.

If you’re going to go the Notepad route I might suggest downloading VS Code. It’s fairly lightweight as a text editor but you get some added benefit from it knowing HTML/CSS etc and being able to show you where you might have errors etc.

I’m surprised that there isn’t a WordPress theme out there that will work for you. It’s been a while since I’ve built a site using WP but it used to be super flexible for that kind of stuff.