It's somewhere between spot on brand, and an Onion News piece.

Kind of funny... if Ukriane agrees to no longer contest territory under Russian occupation, agrees to let go of territory not under Russian Occupation, agrees to disarm, agrees to not be supported in the future... Russia will agree to accept victory? If Ukraine refuses to surrender?

It's tough to read stories like this after tens of thousands of people have been impacted by highway closures this year due to accidents involving speeding.

For going 2x the speed limit on the Sea To Sky highway, on a long weekend, the speeding ticket is less then 2% the cost of the vehicle.

Thanks for the insight!

The term "on probation" can refer to someone who was newly promoted or hired.

Thanks for the read!