Scott Conway
@scott-conway.bsky.social
Former Bank Exec; Full-time house husband; Part-time tennis, pickleball, paddle board; Former Republican with Trump Derangement Syndrome before 2016; Dealing w/Transverse Myelitis since 2013.
Let’s go old school:
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Let’s go old school:
See the size of the patch on his right hand?
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
See the size of the patch on his right hand?
Developed mad crush on Madeleine…
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Developed mad crush on Madeleine…
This is my buddy Murphy (named after Atlanta Braves Dale Murphy)…he is having dreams right now - I think it’s probably about that squirrel that lives in a large arboretum next to our deck that he had NOT caught for the last three years.
November 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This is my buddy Murphy (named after Atlanta Braves Dale Murphy)…he is having dreams right now - I think it’s probably about that squirrel that lives in a large arboretum next to our deck that he had NOT caught for the last three years.
You usually have to visit the zoo to see a monkey butt…but there is one on tv every day 🫤
October 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
You usually have to visit the zoo to see a monkey butt…but there is one on tv every day 🫤
Nice to be on the paddle board this morning - mid 50s, smooth water, trees starting to turn…and no red hat wearing MAGAsshats.
October 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Nice to be on the paddle board this morning - mid 50s, smooth water, trees starting to turn…and no red hat wearing MAGAsshats.
That man waxed his…well, you know what I’m thinking 😉.
October 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
That man waxed his…well, you know what I’m thinking 😉.
Here is my precious Murphy…otherwise known as “fuck sake” since 2024 election.
September 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Here is my precious Murphy…otherwise known as “fuck sake” since 2024 election.
Great to be back on my paddle board again. Sprained a tendon in my index finger knuckle 4
weeks ago hitting tennis balls. Hand doc said no tennis, pickle ball or paddle boarding for a month. Being on the lake is very peaceful…needed to get back out there with all the facist 47 crap going on.
weeks ago hitting tennis balls. Hand doc said no tennis, pickle ball or paddle boarding for a month. Being on the lake is very peaceful…needed to get back out there with all the facist 47 crap going on.
September 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Great to be back on my paddle board again. Sprained a tendon in my index finger knuckle 4
weeks ago hitting tennis balls. Hand doc said no tennis, pickle ball or paddle boarding for a month. Being on the lake is very peaceful…needed to get back out there with all the facist 47 crap going on.
weeks ago hitting tennis balls. Hand doc said no tennis, pickle ball or paddle boarding for a month. Being on the lake is very peaceful…needed to get back out there with all the facist 47 crap going on.
Seemed like she stayed back too much on Sunday (Krejcikova at net 41x vs Taylor 24x).
September 3, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Seemed like she stayed back too much on Sunday (Krejcikova at net 41x vs Taylor 24x).
They sell the used balls from matches at Wimbledon…I think the ones from this Alcaraz vs Rublev even my dog would reject. These balls are getting ABUSED as if they stole money from these guys.
My boy Murphy with his most prized possession.
My boy Murphy with his most prized possession.
July 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
They sell the used balls from matches at Wimbledon…I think the ones from this Alcaraz vs Rublev even my dog would reject. These balls are getting ABUSED as if they stole money from these guys.
My boy Murphy with his most prized possession.
My boy Murphy with his most prized possession.
57 on a paddle board and feeling great 👍 (and trying to stay UV safe 😉)
April 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
57 on a paddle board and feeling great 👍 (and trying to stay UV safe 😉)
Picture in the NYT today saying the two met in St. Peter’s Basilica during Pope’s funeral.
One man sitting in a chair, good posture. The other like an obese lump taking a shit in the chair.
One man sitting in a chair, good posture. The other like an obese lump taking a shit in the chair.
April 26, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Picture in the NYT today saying the two met in St. Peter’s Basilica during Pope’s funeral.
One man sitting in a chair, good posture. The other like an obese lump taking a shit in the chair.
One man sitting in a chair, good posture. The other like an obese lump taking a shit in the chair.
First application of zinc oxide in 2025…always a good day when you get the “white raccoon” look.
April 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
First application of zinc oxide in 2025…always a good day when you get the “white raccoon” look.
Ten minutes in…so back to my New Wave 80s music 🥱😴
April 19, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Ten minutes in…so back to my New Wave 80s music 🥱😴
Picked up grandson from daycare to keep him for the weekend (his parents coming to get him Sunday to celebrate my wife’s bday and Easter).
The one hour drive back to my house started with deep conversation about zoo animals and ALL the birds I could name.
The one hour drive back to my house started with deep conversation about zoo animals and ALL the birds I could name.
April 19, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Picked up grandson from daycare to keep him for the weekend (his parents coming to get him Sunday to celebrate my wife’s bday and Easter).
The one hour drive back to my house started with deep conversation about zoo animals and ALL the birds I could name.
The one hour drive back to my house started with deep conversation about zoo animals and ALL the birds I could name.
Murphy is a good bookmark (named after Dale Murphy, Braves/OF 1976-1990).
BTW, that was a great podcast with Pablo today! Look at it this way...you scored a 100% on NFL questions 👊.
BTW, that was a great podcast with Pablo today! Look at it this way...you scored a 100% on NFL questions 👊.
April 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Murphy is a good bookmark (named after Dale Murphy, Braves/OF 1976-1990).
BTW, that was a great podcast with Pablo today! Look at it this way...you scored a 100% on NFL questions 👊.
BTW, that was a great podcast with Pablo today! Look at it this way...you scored a 100% on NFL questions 👊.
That T-shirt needs to be printed in bulk an sent to the White House…
April 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
That T-shirt needs to be printed in bulk an sent to the White House…
It’s like watching a tennis match with this guy…the ball going back and forth, back and forth, back and forth…ahhhh! Someone smash his fucking racket already 🤬.
April 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
It’s like watching a tennis match with this guy…the ball going back and forth, back and forth, back and forth…ahhhh! Someone smash his fucking racket already 🤬.
General observation waiting to pick up my wife at the airport…
People SUCK at parallel parking - in front of me is 2.5 car lengths. The pic is the SECOND attempt 🫤…and not the only example.
Lost driving skill I guess, or maybe drive something you can handle?
People SUCK at parallel parking - in front of me is 2.5 car lengths. The pic is the SECOND attempt 🫤…and not the only example.
Lost driving skill I guess, or maybe drive something you can handle?
April 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
General observation waiting to pick up my wife at the airport…
People SUCK at parallel parking - in front of me is 2.5 car lengths. The pic is the SECOND attempt 🫤…and not the only example.
Lost driving skill I guess, or maybe drive something you can handle?
People SUCK at parallel parking - in front of me is 2.5 car lengths. The pic is the SECOND attempt 🫤…and not the only example.
Lost driving skill I guess, or maybe drive something you can handle?
