Scrooty Palooty
scotportermst3k.bsky.social
Scrooty Palooty
@scotportermst3k.bsky.social
The ICE…is gonna BREAK!!
I think I’m gonna throw up. Quite a day for the orange pimple: this plus calling a woman “piggy”. That’s a full day even for this shitbag.
November 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Sounds like Andy Sidaris movies.
September 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
“Uncensored oral history…”

The jokes just write themselves
September 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Seems like one of those “Mandela Effect”-type things as I could’ve sworn there was one.
September 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Because…dogs are better than people. It’s a fact
August 12, 2025 at 5:18 AM
August 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Best lyricist of our time
August 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
No honor among thieves/pedos
July 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Heading out your way tomorrow for a few days. Think you can lower the temp (and humidity) a tad for me?

Kthanksbye
July 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Yep, could’ve done without that
July 15, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Do it!
July 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Good for you. It’s the kind of thing a serial killer would have in their house.
July 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Went there a few times as a kid. They had a part of it called “The Black Box”. An immersive horror-themed section. The advertising for it was TERRIFYING!
July 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I didn’t know how much i needed this today!
March 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
No, don’t stop. Any distraction from this dumpster fire is much needed. You are providing a public service.
March 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Saw this when I was 12ish and it changed my life!
February 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
In high school a friend of mine worked at Wendy’s and said “never, ever order the chili”
February 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
His name is Ted
Can you believe that? (Ted- oh Ted- Fighting off danger)
February 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I immediately re-watched Big Night after listening to this episode! Thank you for reminding me of this gem!
February 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I’d go to a goth brothel (if I wasn’t married)
January 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
See?
January 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I dunno, looks kind of good
January 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM