Scotchy McSinglemalt
@scotchymcsing.bsky.social
Blessed are the cheesemakers. she/her
Welp. That’s enough news for me today.
May 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Welp. That’s enough news for me today.
Right back at you, my dear.
May 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Right back at you, my dear.
Right back at you!
May 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Right back at you!
Oh Lily! All the best to you. I am not as active on this platform as I was on the other one, but I am so glad to be connected to you regardless.
May 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Oh Lily! All the best to you. I am not as active on this platform as I was on the other one, but I am so glad to be connected to you regardless.
Hey @jwfhusker.bsky.social, you see this? Her Grace Duchess Goldblat approves.
May 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Hey @jwfhusker.bsky.social, you see this? Her Grace Duchess Goldblat approves.
All the best to you, today and always.
May 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
All the best to you, today and always.
Jimmy, Duchess Goldblatt was the highlight of my Twitter days. I would never stoop to hijack her account. She is a goddess.
But you do know that the hard candies are the butterscotch discs found in Grandma‘s purse.
But you do know that the hard candies are the butterscotch discs found in Grandma‘s purse.
May 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Jimmy, Duchess Goldblatt was the highlight of my Twitter days. I would never stoop to hijack her account. She is a goddess.
But you do know that the hard candies are the butterscotch discs found in Grandma‘s purse.
But you do know that the hard candies are the butterscotch discs found in Grandma‘s purse.
Beloved, my cousin just quote tweeted this to me and asked if I had hijacked your account. Never would I dare! I shall put him in his place.
By the way, the hard candy is butterscotch.
By the way, the hard candy is butterscotch.
May 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Beloved, my cousin just quote tweeted this to me and asked if I had hijacked your account. Never would I dare! I shall put him in his place.
By the way, the hard candy is butterscotch.
By the way, the hard candy is butterscotch.
Today I learned that my dictionary has merch.
April 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Today I learned that my dictionary has merch.
I’m not 100% certain, but this may have been an entry in a regional contest we have here in these parts called the Peep Show, wherein rural Nebraskans submit Peeps dioramas for judging.
March 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I’m not 100% certain, but this may have been an entry in a regional contest we have here in these parts called the Peep Show, wherein rural Nebraskans submit Peeps dioramas for judging.
Peeps in general have that effect,
March 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Peeps in general have that effect,
Peeping Tom?
March 27, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Peeping Tom?
Alive, well, and finally home, where different local beer awaits.
March 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Alive, well, and finally home, where different local beer awaits.
I just had four local beers at the hotel bar. Tomorrow’s wake up call will be painful. Worth it.
March 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I just had four local beers at the hotel bar. Tomorrow’s wake up call will be painful. Worth it.
I get to go home from my conference tomorrow. I am going to buy a brisket and brine, because St. Patrick’s Day is a state of mind, not a date. Also, I am filled with stout.
March 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I get to go home from my conference tomorrow. I am going to buy a brisket and brine, because St. Patrick’s Day is a state of mind, not a date. Also, I am filled with stout.
I’m away on business. But oh, the poor cellist!
March 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I’m away on business. But oh, the poor cellist!
I had two local beers and one of the best burgers I’ve ever had outside of the Midwest at a dive bar upon which I stumbled. Still sad about my inability to cure a brisket in time for the day, but much less sad.
March 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I had two local beers and one of the best burgers I’ve ever had outside of the Midwest at a dive bar upon which I stumbled. Still sad about my inability to cure a brisket in time for the day, but much less sad.
Well, a dive bar that serves only local beef and local beer oh god I’m home.
March 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Well, a dive bar that serves only local beef and local beer oh god I’m home.
That name alone is worth the price of admission.
March 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
That name alone is worth the price of admission.
I am, alas, at a work conference, so no brining of the brisket for me this year. I had beer and fresh seafood, so I’m not entirely unhappy.
March 18, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I am, alas, at a work conference, so no brining of the brisket for me this year. I had beer and fresh seafood, so I’m not entirely unhappy.