Everyone should be turning off their television’s in protest of news stations, and the military parade. That is, if you aren’t out peacefully protesting.

Well, Miss Cleo, what do you think about current events? Daily updates on the dumb and dumber circus? Cleo: actually, I was wondering what’s for dinner!

And we have a new King! Hail King Bernard! He expects lavish dog treats. The White House will be the perfect dog house; much better than our current accommodations! Woof woof

How does one file an individual lawsuit against invasion of privacy?

Thank goodness we’re vaccinated! Don’t come after us, Kennedy! Ready to rally for the humans.