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Scotankhamen
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Turn ons: Sasquatch, UFOs, coffee, and the Beatles

Turn offs: fascists, eggs, hot weather
Exhibit A
May 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The last time I shopped at #Target was more than 2 months ago

I literally have the receipt
April 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Reason number 1,235 why I hate TFG

He made me post a quote from Ronald Reagan that makes him seem like a decent man
April 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
February 28, 2025 at 5:44 AM
That’s right, Chiefs fans… I’m wearing my Buccaneers hat in your Super Bowl Sunday 🏈

You know, the one team that BEAT your ass in the Big Game 😝
February 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
If there's a heaven, and there's not, Bob better be in the front row
January 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
@drewmagary.bsky.social
This was perfect 👌
December 30, 2024 at 4:44 AM
November 30, 2024 at 10:47 PM
November 27, 2024 at 3:28 AM
There can be only one
November 23, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Name a TV show you're fairly certain only you and only a very few shut ins with no friends also remember
November 20, 2024 at 7:00 AM
I have come to see “Close Encounters Of The Third Kind” as kind of a romantic movie… anyone else?
November 17, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Remember how exhilarating it was to ride your 10 speed without any hands 😎
August 18, 2023 at 5:59 AM
August 16, 2023 at 6:11 AM
August 13, 2023 at 11:09 PM
August 7, 2023 at 12:48 AM
It’s 100 degrees out

This driver has her phone in one hand, and a cigarette in the other, with the window down

I’m not perfect, and not to judge or anything, but I pity people whose smoking addiction is that out of control
July 26, 2023 at 6:22 PM
This is pretty redundant
July 26, 2023 at 3:19 PM
July 13, 2023 at 7:32 AM
Kansas, this is fucking ridiculous.

At 11 pm? Seriously?

On the way home, I heard “Here Comes The Sun”

Normally, it’s a beautiful song. Tonight, it’s a terroristic threat.
July 13, 2023 at 4:27 AM
There are really only 3 Ringos who have ever mattered
July 9, 2023 at 7:17 AM
Claire Foy looks like a cross between Gillian Anderson & Katy Petty
July 9, 2023 at 6:06 AM
She loves her tunnel
July 8, 2023 at 8:06 PM
Jesus Christ, how many sports teams will Seattle have to get before one of them does the FUCKING OBVIOUS thing and go with Sasquatch as its mascot?!?
July 7, 2023 at 7:08 AM
Little-known fact: Sasquatch fought on the Union side in the Civil War

Like they would ever be on the side of slavery
July 4, 2023 at 4:10 PM