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🦂 The Scorpiono/Scorpioso Blames GOP for the Gov't Shutdown 🐸🐆🥪
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Naptown Native! Lover of music, sports, books, politics, & movies. 🎶🏈📚🗳🎬

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Here's my issue with that. "Foodstamps" can only be spent on food. So hair, nails, and tattoos are irrelevant to that. It's not like they are, or even capable, of blowing their SNAP benefits on tattoos. IT'S A STRAWMAN! It's gaslighting. One thing has NOTHING to do with the other.
Jacobs just carried like 3 or 4 Eagles into the endzone with him. #MNF #MondayNightFootball 🤣🤣🤣
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
FINALLY some offense! Nice way to climb the ladder and go get it, DeVonta Smith! #MNF #MondayNightFootball
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
#MNF #MondayNightFootball

Two of the best teams in the NFC are playing on Monday night, and the score is 0-0 going into halftime? I'm all for a good, clean, defensive struggle, but if this continues into the 4th quarter...
a man in a suit and white shirt is smiling in front of a lakers logo
ALT: a man in a suit and white shirt is smiling in front of a lakers logo
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November 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This "Southern Fried Rice" promo is crazy. 🤣🤣🤣
Trump says that HBCUs would be "all be out of business" if fewer Chinese students were allowed to go to American universities
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
TAWK TO 'EM! 😆😆😆
Trump could play in yall ass as long as he give yall money. && it’s SAD !
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Trump be slapping them stimulus checks on boys like a Reverse Uno Card.

He's convinced that yall are too dumb to realize he's trying to buy y'all's love. 🤣🤣🤣
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The first fact that ever blew my little mind was learning from my dad that the inventers of peanut butter and streetlight were black.

I was in like 4th grade. I went to my teacher, and she confirmed it, and I never looked at school the same again, knowing I went that long w/o learning that.
November 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
If you don't at least tear up a little bit when he says what he says to her at the end, you belong on an FBI watch list, you psychopath. 🤭🤭🤭🥰
Remember that little boy who cried uncontrollably because he wanted A’ja Wilson to come to his house??? He got to MEET her and I cannot deal… 🥹😭❤️ #WNBA
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
That's some super manipulative, insecure logic.

"If I cheat on her and she stays, then it's real," is insane.

That's so senseless he should lose the nickname "The Truth" for the rest of his life.
Paul pierce saying that if you want to know a girl then you need to go cheat on her is really disgusting and disrespectful. And so are the mfs that snickered when he said it
November 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This is asinine.

"Obamacare" isn't a real thing. It was an insult created by opponents to troll ppl who benefitted from it.

Its actual name is the Affordable Care Act. Why would he get royalties for a law?! If that was the case, all politicians would receive royalties for the laws they passed. 🤣
This is complete fiction — apparently originating with a satirical website — but shared as fact by the President of the United States.

Obama does not receive any “royalties” from the Affordable Care Act.
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It snowed all morning, just for the sun to come out and melt every inch of it?! What was even the point in all that pretty snow dropping if Mother Nature was just going to take it away?! 😕
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Homie has been fighting for his coaching life for a while now. 🤣
BREAKING: The Giants are firing head coach Brian Daboll after Sunday’s loss to the Bears, per sources.

Daboll, who won Coach of the Year in 2022, finishes his New York tenure with a 20-40-1 record in 3+ seasons.
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Of course his "company man" @$$ said that! Whatever is politically expedient for him!
🚨 *JEFFRIES SAYS SCHUMER IS EFFECTIVE, SHOULD KEEP HIS JOB
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Hince forth, I will refer to him as, "Amon-Ra St. Clown." S.m.h.
Oh.... did not know this.... until now....
November 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
1/ This is going to sound harsh, but it must be said.

The problem isn't just the fascism. The problem is that the primary goal of the fascism is to prioritize WHITENESS. The problem is that YT PPL will always side with white supremacy over threats that endanger minorities, as a survival tactic.
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Those are my favorite ones. 🤤
I don’t trust a soul that eats these. Like why???? How????? What’s your point !!!
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Yes, but you have to basically be more than a co-worker to me by the time I do.

I'm too unhinged on SM. I'm liable to say something about the company, a manager, and/or another co-worker (usually after I make it clear how I feel about them in person). 🤷🏾
Do yall follow your co-workers on social media?
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
BUNCH OF YELLOW-BELLIED, FECKLESS, SPINELESS COWARDS!!! 🤬
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 1d
JUST IN: A bipartisan Senate deal has been reached to fund the government through January 30 and to set a vote on an Affordable Care Act bill in December, according to a source familiar with the matter. https://cnn.it/47zobyt
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Guarantee Schumer plays the, "ThE pPl WhO wAnTeD uS tO hOlD oUt, MuSt NoT cArE aBoUt ThE sTaRvInG cHiLdReN," card to defend what is essentially giving a bank robbing, hostage taker a helicopter to aid him in his escape from the bank he just robbed. 😡
Democrats are considering a Republican deal to reopen government with a promise of a later vote on extending health-care tax credits—but no guarantee.

One Democrat says it'd amount to "unconditional surrender that abandons the 24 million Americans whose health care premiums are about to double."
Democrats Consider GOP Deal to Reopen Government, With Promise of Later Vote on ACA Subsidies
Democrats are considering a Republican offer to reopen the government with a promise of a later vote on extending ACA health-care tax credits.
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November 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
No matter how entrenched you find yourself getting into politics because of the current regime, you must always then and remember...POLITICIANS DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU OR ME. THEY WILL NOT SAVE US.

It is up to us. We all need to get on board with that idea so we can form a real rebellion. ✊🏾
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
THIS. IS. LITERALLY. THE. ANSWER.

But not just for a day. I mean, everybody literally holds out (like athletes do) and shuts down the country UNTIL we all collectively get what we have all agreed to across the country.
A nationwide strike and mass boycott is the only way out. I don’t know how we get everyone on board but that’s the answer…
November 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
November 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Goodz response track to Jae Millz wasn't bad. But Millz still about to win this 2nd round, too. D.N.A. and Goodz can't really fw with him on the beat. He got a deal for a reason. He doesn't have to deal with the battle rapper stigma of not being about to make songs like them. 🤷🏾
November 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Good looking out with the $20 refund, Youtube T.V. That's good, clean, respectable business. 🫱🏻‍🫲🏽

I still need yall to holler at Disney and get ESPN back so I can watch my #MNF and #NBAOnESPN on Mondays and Wednesdays. 😏
November 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
That one-handed snag by Darius Slaytan for the Giants was precious!
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM