Maximum Robespierre
scorpian007.bsky.social
Maximum Robespierre
@scorpian007.bsky.social
I came here to collect heads and drink your mom's beer. It looks like your mom's all outta beer.
compared to Netanyahu spending a little time in prison, I'd say WW3 is a small price to pay
September 11, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I dunno, I kinda wanna see a swimmer get down their lane in one stroke
September 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
so, you're roughly half the age of the state, don't you think you should retire?
September 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Someone just got his K script refilled
June 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
That's my cursed optimism speaking
May 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
(2 of 2) "I'll have to tiptoe out of here to avoid the brown puddles on the floor.

My once white cat is now stained an awful brown.

If I slip and fall on my ass, at least I'll have my phone."
May 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
(1 of 2)"I left the phone on the couch, so I ran down to get it. A ferocious case of diarrhea made a terrible mess of the living room, but at least I had my phone to scroll mindlessly as my spastic colon redecorated the living room.

"The cat haz cheeseburger. Delightful."
May 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
We don't see enough of it
May 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
He's t
May 7, 2025 at 11:32 AM
"Master negotiator"
May 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
May 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
They couldn't land until they finished Happy Hour
May 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Is it the helicopter that comes equipped with the full bar?
May 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
May 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This guy. This is the guy.
May 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Nice. He was a great Poirot.
May 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The obvious answer is Robespierre.
May 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
👍
May 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM