compared to Netanyahu spending a little time in prison, I'd say WW3 is a small price to pay

I dunno, I kinda wanna see a swimmer get down their lane in one stroke

so, you're roughly half the age of the state, don't you think you should retire?

Someone just got his K script refilled

That's my cursed optimism speaking

(2 of 2) "I'll have to tiptoe out of here to avoid the brown puddles on the floor.

My once white cat is now stained an awful brown.

If I slip and fall on my ass, at least I'll have my phone."

(1 of 2)"I left the phone on the couch, so I ran down to get it. A ferocious case of diarrhea made a terrible mess of the living room, but at least I had my phone to scroll mindlessly as my spastic colon redecorated the living room.

"The cat haz cheeseburger. Delightful."

We don't see enough of it

He's t

"Master negotiator"

They couldn't land until they finished Happy Hour

Is it the helicopter that comes equipped with the full bar?

This guy. This is the guy.

Nice. He was a great Poirot.

The obvious answer is Robespierre.

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