TheWizardScoroncocolo
@scoroncocolo.bsky.social
Liberal Democrat living in the benighted but beloved state of Texas
i would like to see this adapted for the big screen
January 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
i would like to see this adapted for the big screen
Yep the Moon really is 'upside down' in the Southern Hemisphere compared to the Moon Northern Hemisphere people see
December 17, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Yep the Moon really is 'upside down' in the Southern Hemisphere compared to the Moon Northern Hemisphere people see
“In the long run, there are no secrets in science. The universe will not cooperate in a cover-up.” — Arthur C. Clarke
December 11, 2024 at 1:37 AM
“In the long run, there are no secrets in science. The universe will not cooperate in a cover-up.” — Arthur C. Clarke
"No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming.
67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted.
Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun - for anybody.
67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age.
Relax - This won't hurt." - Hunter S. Thompson's suicide note
67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted.
Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun - for anybody.
67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age.
Relax - This won't hurt." - Hunter S. Thompson's suicide note
December 5, 2024 at 12:36 AM
"No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming.
67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted.
Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun - for anybody.
67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age.
Relax - This won't hurt." - Hunter S. Thompson's suicide note
67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted.
Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun - for anybody.
67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age.
Relax - This won't hurt." - Hunter S. Thompson's suicide note
“The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts.”
- Meditations by Marcus Aurelius
December 2, 2024 at 11:42 PM
“The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts.”
- Meditations by Marcus Aurelius
I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it. - Jack Handey
December 1, 2024 at 12:23 AM
I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it. - Jack Handey
"No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible." — Voltaire
November 25, 2024 at 11:21 PM
"No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible." — Voltaire
“Operator what’s the number for 911?” - Homer Simpson
November 24, 2024 at 10:52 PM
“Operator what’s the number for 911?” - Homer Simpson
“Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.” ― Oscar Wilde
November 24, 2024 at 2:29 AM
“Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.” ― Oscar Wilde
“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'. “ - Bob Newhart
November 23, 2024 at 12:36 AM
“I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'. “ - Bob Newhart
Jesus died for our sins. Ok but he didn't stay dead, right? So what exactly did he sacrifice?
Jesus gave up his weekend for your sins
Jesus gave up his weekend for your sins
November 22, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Jesus died for our sins. Ok but he didn't stay dead, right? So what exactly did he sacrifice?
Jesus gave up his weekend for your sins
Jesus gave up his weekend for your sins
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on a Sunday. - Woody Allen
November 21, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on a Sunday. - Woody Allen