I might be standing on my own on this one, but it feels like "The Cable Guy" should also have a spot on this, where Jim Carey's character is running the US and is much more annoying.

NCAA: University of Washington Huskies
MLR: Seattle Seawolves
NHL: Seattle Kraken
NFL: Seattle Seahawks
NBA: Seattle SuperSonics / Portland Trailblazers
WNBA: Seattle Storm
MLS: Seattle Sounders
WMLS: Seattle Reign
WHL: Seattle Thunderbirds
AHL: Coachella Valley Firebirds