SCOOZ
banner
scoozvirtual.bsky.social
SCOOZ
@scoozvirtual.bsky.social
Creative Director on @BuckBumble

badass icon from @cathodegaytube.bsky.social (who i LOVE!!!!!!! GRAHHHH SHES THE BEST)
THE FANATIC
i don't know why Fred Durst made this. so weird and sad and dogshit for reasons i cannot fathom. this isn't a regular bad movie, he was trying for something here and he absolutely should not have. there's "artistic" decisions here but they're all wrong ones. kind of offensive.
November 20, 2025 at 10:32 AM
love going thru ancient homestuck images on pinterest and finding shit like this
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
BJORK - HOMOGENIC
didn't click with it as immediately as Post but i'm already excited to listen to it again. loved a lot of the string sections on the record especially. fav tracks were Alarm Call, Bachelorette, All Neon Like, and Joga.
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
it's my Special Susie Scooz BIRTHDAY......... here's this lil Parappa i doodled. my birthday gift 2 u all
November 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
HIVESWAP: ACT 2
had lots of fun playing this w my gf and voicing like, 40 diff characters. my throat is very sore!!!!!!!! idk why but i started crying over Marvus Xoloto....... he's just so chill and cool. he's the best guy ever and i love him
November 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
"Diamond Cutters duo" they're doing stalin photoshops to Lanolin's existence 💔
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 AM
BJORK - POST
this was the Bjork record i was the most familiar with, having listened 2 a few of its singles as a kid. idk why i didn't listen to all of it then because it's absolutely one of the best of all time.
November 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
like this is the most obvious "mad at fandom" shit ever, i get why it'd be controversial but i think it's great here. it being the HECKIN VALID route is absolutely fucking insane.
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
the "cynical fandom" shit in Lanque's route especially worked 4 me. him going from evil transgender fuckboy to flower-crown donning poet softboy transmasc in the SFW route was funny as hell. he lowkey cooked her too ngl
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I'm pretty sure Hiveswap Friendsim shares writers w the Homestuck epilogues and i think its more controversial elements fit better here, without the burden of pre-established characters. like suddenly horny clowns.
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
HIVESWAP FRIENDSIM
took me a while 2 get thru this but it was a good time! there's nearly 40 guys here so not all of em are gonna hit, but lots of the ones that didn't were fun to h8. a few r definitely bland but a lot of them would make 4 gr8 NPCs in an adventure game.
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
seriously, u all gotta watch READ OR DIE immediately. if u like books, women, and anything good in the world then lock in. breaks my heart how underappreciated this anime is, it deserves so much love. so many of u would LOVE it.

peep this absurdly beautiful cut here... perhaps it will sell u on it
November 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
READ OR DIE THE TV
maybe my fav anime? top 3 for sure. can't BELIEVE it isn't more well-known, "autistic action women mercenaries w/ paper powers" is SUCH a gr8 premise and it never stops delivering. some of the most heart-meltingly sweet character dynamics ever. PLEASE watch this, peep this yuri
November 11, 2025 at 10:18 AM
BJORK - DEBUT
yea i gotta listen 2 her entire discography now, this was incredible
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I LOVE MY EVIL WIFE!!!!!!!! SHES BAD AT BEING EVIL LMAO SHES KIND OF BAD AT EVERYTHING BUT I LOVE HER!!!!!!!! EVEN IF SHE KEEPS SWALLOWING NICKELS!!!!!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
CAVERN OF DREAMS
my fav of 2023's insanely stacked lineup of lil indie 3D platformers. it asks "what if an entire game had atmosphere like the Majora's Mask astral observatory?" and the answer 2 that is: it'd be so good that i'd rebuy it on my switch 2. love this one.
November 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
READ OR DIE (OVA)
all-time fav of mine!!!!!!!! i LOVE this series so much, some days i'm tempted 2 learn japanese just to read the novels. i REALLY like these characters... Yomiko is gay and autistic and we love her for it. AND i love my gf who i watched this with :))) hheaheh
November 1, 2025 at 10:20 AM
jerma is so moe here........
November 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
jerma's streaming himself waking up in a coffin with a huge boner
November 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
JELLYFISH - SPILT MILK
a classic album 2 me........ haven't revisited it in full in a while and not only is it still gr8 but also i pet TWO cats while i was walking this time. incredible experience.
October 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
SINNERS
i think this was one script revision and re-edit away from being absolutely my shit but it was really lopsided to me. compelling characters & gorgeous cinematography but the climax felt weak, kinda sad i didn't fuck with this as much as i thought i would.
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON
the ghosts of David's friend/victims pleading with him, very politely, to just kill himself was amazing. very funny film. a version of this with less of the het romance and more of his zombie buddy would be one of the best movies ever, probably.
October 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
A FEW OLD TUNES - BOARDS OF CANADA
great album........ listened 2 it while walkin around 4 an hour. met a fat lil buddy. gr8 time
October 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
BRAIN DAMAGE
filling pails with fruit gusher goo. the spider8reath fit. Frank Henenlotter invented Homestuck two decades early.
October 22, 2025 at 7:57 AM