@scootm.bsky.social
That's not the flex he thinks it is...
January 17, 2026 at 3:49 AM
That's not the flex he thinks it is...
It will take decades to rebuild the Canadian trust that Trump destroyed in 8 months
January 17, 2026 at 3:20 AM
It will take decades to rebuild the Canadian trust that Trump destroyed in 8 months
Rennée Good anyone?
January 17, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Rennée Good anyone?
Ummm, wasn't she driving a dark Honda SUV?
January 17, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Ummm, wasn't she driving a dark Honda SUV?
Pics or it didn't happen.
January 14, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.
"I will find the hacker and deal with them" Fuck me, that is the funniest thing I read today!
January 11, 2026 at 4:59 AM
"I will find the hacker and deal with them" Fuck me, that is the funniest thing I read today!
Sounds a lot like communism.
January 10, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Sounds a lot like communism.
Where does intravenous heroin fit in?
January 7, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Where does intravenous heroin fit in?
I'd throw the Oklahoma bombings in there as well.
January 7, 2026 at 1:13 AM
I'd throw the Oklahoma bombings in there as well.
The Onion used to be all about witty satire. Do you employ 11 year old boys to author this drivel? What's next, potty humour?
January 4, 2026 at 10:01 PM
The Onion used to be all about witty satire. Do you employ 11 year old boys to author this drivel? What's next, potty humour?
WTF is he wearing?
January 3, 2026 at 9:57 PM
WTF is he wearing?
They're coming.i g for your guns...
January 2, 2026 at 8:45 PM
They're coming.i g for your guns...
You don't need to post every thought that meanders through your brain...
January 2, 2026 at 8:04 PM
You don't need to post every thought that meanders through your brain...
All three of them... IYKYK.
January 2, 2026 at 8:03 PM
All three of them... IYKYK.
Is it just me or is it more than a bit creepy that some 20/30-something white dude shows up at a daycare wanting to take pictures of little children?
January 2, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Is it just me or is it more than a bit creepy that some 20/30-something white dude shows up at a daycare wanting to take pictures of little children?
Trump just needs to man up and own his kink. Compared to all the shit he has done, is having russian hookers piss on you really that bad?
December 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Trump just needs to man up and own his kink. Compared to all the shit he has done, is having russian hookers piss on you really that bad?
She pulled a train in the gym. Not exactly trustworthy, or christian...
December 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
She pulled a train in the gym. Not exactly trustworthy, or christian...
Because Putin has kompromat?
December 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Because Putin has kompromat?
What do we do with the other 30lbs?
December 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
What do we do with the other 30lbs?
Nah, you're just a cunt.
December 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Nah, you're just a cunt.
Translation: "I have the Russian hooker, piss videos. He's my little bitch."
December 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Translation: "I have the Russian hooker, piss videos. He's my little bitch."
I remember the days of 100 bomber sorties. This is embarrassingly pathetic.
December 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I remember the days of 100 bomber sorties. This is embarrassingly pathetic.
Canadians stand with you!
December 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Canadians stand with you!